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Sit-down Comedian ¦¦ I am NOT a Content Creator. Just existing here. ¦¦ Definitely not for the prim and proper ¦¦ ∞
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This is how it’s done.

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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Cats will be cats no matter the size 😏

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In case you didn’t know:

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My VPN works

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🖤

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I'm glad I'm not getting spam follows anymore 🙏🏾 lol

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WILLOW NIGHTINGALE pauses the action for a quick smile at #PrestigeRoseland! @willowwrestles.bsky.social

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Abadon continues to forge their path BACK to the #ROH Women's World Title! #HonorClub WatchROH.com #ROH

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the angel from your nightmares .·:*¨ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ¨*:·.

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We are healing.

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De Beers PR is at it again… “Scientists say sprinkling diamond dust into the sky could offset almost all of climate change so far — but it'll cost $175 trillion”

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capybaras heading to a rock concert prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil... #capybara

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Lunch while I wait for my smog check. 😊 #goodlunch

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This isht really *was* bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) 🍌 🇯🇵

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A Pointillism Eye for day 19 of #ArtAdventCalendar 👁️🖤🤍

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

My job has a Christmas Sing A Long competition for $500 and I'm finna hit they ass with the coldest "In My Mind" they ever heard.

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Hear me out: grilled cheese with salsa🤤

submitted 69 days ago • 15 comments

Even the Bottom Line out here dunking on Gottlieb

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Going to make seafood gumbo and cornbread for the holidays next week with lots of shrimp, crabs, and crawfish

submitted 69 days ago • 38 comments

Tryink owt new splidt lebbel bocks …. hmmmm interreststink design! #cat #cats #catsky #orangecats #catsofbluesky

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While we're on the subject: Cheryl Miller was the first jersey USC retired -- male or female -- and they did it WHILE SHE WAS STILL PLAYING in 1986. Do you know how legendary that is? Like, we're not even going to wait, we already know you're the GOAT.

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The perfect McDaniel’s edit

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Rogue is my favorite 🙂

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I'm "listening to Boyz to Men on the jukebox at Pizza Hut", years old.

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I'm thrilled to see where this new hobby will lead because honestly, it relaxed me more than any massage I've ever had 🥰

submitted 69 days ago • 133 comments

Tougaloo College, an HBCU in Mississippi, maintains the only active database of sundown towns in the United States

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...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch

submitted 70 days ago • 312 comments

Periodic godzilla embroidery update

submitted 69 days ago • 171 comments

What's a favorite Earth, Wind & Fire song of yours? 🎶 Remembering Maurice White, who was born on December 19, 1941, singer, songwriter, and producer Maurice White, founded Earth, Wind & Fire in 1969. White studied at the Chicago Conservatory of Music as a teenager and played drums in local 👇

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Cheetahs count as orange cats. I shan’t be elaborating further

submitted 69 days ago • 65 comments

Your moment of calm + beauty ❤️

submitted 69 days ago • 153 comments

I painted this during the great siracha shortage of 2022.

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

Kaiju noises intensify*

submitted 71 days ago • 103 comments

alien and his pet capybara prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil... #alien #capybara

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I feel sorry for any real artists on here. The spam bots messed it up for everybody 😭🤣

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ur favorite ♡

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Pumpkin pie and spice cake! To be served with cinnamon whipped cream & ice cream (the ice cream is mostly for my dad).

submitted 90 days ago • 10 comments

Something to share this thanksgiving season. This is what it's actually about.

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miss laying in the sun with cute bikinis 𖤓 ₊⊹ #spicysky ⊹ #fansly ⊹ #ass ⊹ #latina ⊹ #tattoos ⊹ #alt ⊹ #thick ⊹₊

submitted 91 days ago • 16 comments

I just got back here and everybody got forks

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Throwback Thursday! A portrait I did of a friend back in 2017 around when I first started painting Share an old piece of yours!

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