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smorr.bsky.social
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Got called an asshole and a motherfucker last night because I didn’t want to let some guy off the train onto the right of way while we were held up 20 minutes waiting for an inbound train. He shut up pretty quick after that train came flying by about a minute after I said it would

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Steely Dan winter slowly but surely turning into steely Dan spring, before you know it, it will be Grateful Dead summer

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Crappy's Galesburg, IL

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Not a bad Thursday I’ll say. Nice lil winnah

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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Conner O’Malley in FRIENDSHIP trailer

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52000 days ago (September 25, 1882), Worcester (NL) hosts the first doubleheader in MLB history. There had been two games in a day before, but they required two tickets. This is two for the price of one. Might as well; this is a team on its deathbed that has a paid attendance of six on 9/28/82. Six.

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Taking photos of beer in portrait mode is very fun

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these guys love self-medicating at petco huh

submitted 19 days ago • 209 comments

Okay one of my squares is Chiefs 7 Eagles 3, there’s a chance

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My favorite yearly tradition: spending way too much in different Super Bowl squares and not winning a dime because something unfashionably stupid happens in the game

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Washing down some yummy multivitamin gummies with delicious airborne drink. Can’t wait to have my NyQuil tablets for dessert!

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

HOCKEY

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Trump put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers and, on Musk’s instruction, fired the FAA chief early without replacing him. This should be the only thing Dems are saying today. They should all be out on media saying this.

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So the most powerful man in the world and the richest man in the world clumsily fired a bunch of senior air traffic staff, caused the worst domestic air disaster since 9/11, and then tried to blame black people

submitted 27 days ago • 60 comments

pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs

submitted 27 days ago • 210 comments

[least sincere thing you’ve ever heard] Go Birds

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

Fuck the Chiefs, all my homies hate the Chiefs

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Instagram has figured out I’m a train conductor and is pushing products designed to take our jobs smdh

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Resume builder for felons, call it ClinkedIn

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Really might be my favorite football image ever

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charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas

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The NBA Cup is good, but I still prefer the MLB Cup (tiny little baseball helmet with an ice cream sundae in it).

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a sentence that upon reading would immediately end the life of a victorian child

submitted 85 days ago • 59 comments

I should get a commission for all the tickets I sell on the train

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crying bc my friend showed me train simulator and they added the mbta and the attention to detail in the simulation is so funny they made sure to add trash to back bay station for authenticity's sake

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

where beagles dare

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Good news everyone! Dracula showed up at my door and I shot him dead. We’re finally free.

submitted 118 days ago • 44 comments

santa's village, route 2, jefferson, new hampshire, 1996

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Finding out that they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night: well that's a shame but at least his house is okay

submitted 244 days ago • 9 comments

Celtics.

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The Acela is pretty sick. Can’t believe we’re already in Stamford after only like 2 hours. Waiting until we pas through Penn Station to get my train beer and hot dog

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