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Assuming those tweets were about different ways to maximize shareholder value for the firms that he is differently running day to day.

submitted 22 minutes ago • 0 comments

I just don’t think people have truly come to terms with M*sk’s galaxy-level stupidity. It is impossible for some people to conceive that someone could be very rich and very stupid.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

If I had decided to join an organization purporting to be Christ’s universal church, I would feel a little silly using the word “globalist” as an insult.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Better get his *** to Ninevah is all I’m saying. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/w...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Except for some lite, recreational weekend dictionarying, of course.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Me: “I think this whole thing with short, sequential videos is bad for the human brain and society and everyone should just shut it off and touch grass.” Also me: “Oo they have hiking content.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Woke-ass DEI god-emperor, SMH. “This remarkably modern and enlightened mindset can be summed up by a single Old Persian word that Darius the Great used to describe his empire: vispazanānām – ‘multicultural’.” From Lloyd Llewellyn-Jones’s, Persians: The Age of Great Kings (which is great).

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Capturing the HMS Surprise is a start (but I can’t say as I like your chances).

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

While living in NYC, my wife was working for an SLC firm. She flew back to a meeting & took our 5yo NYer. At the SLC office, 5yo climbs a chair, looks out a window & says: “Mommy there’s not really a city outside this window.” And that is the sickest burn with which this town has ever been burned.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

They are “an elite few” on account of they live in the greatest city in the world. (Sorry, other cities.) but I don’t recall a lot of top hats and monocles on the subway.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Flashback to when Sotheby’s was trying to sell me the original works of Rene Magritte. Like, just a smidge outside of my current great-works-of-art budget.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

By contrast, I move slow, but also break things.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This is what happens when you start putting clams on the pizza. www.nhregister.com/news/article...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes you check Google Scholar and your citation count goes down(!). This is how you know that the citation gods are real and that you have offended them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Still think some of you all are under-woke, NGL.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Engravers have been terminated.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Flash: Grandma has joined the girls Squid Game Roblox.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t know what you are all complaining about. Farm raised, reasonably priced, and locally sourced.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment