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smoz.bsky.social
Mild mannered Marxist, autodidact, flâneur, Blue Peter badge holder.
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Farewell to Con at the Blythe. After 37 years at the helm of the greatest pub, he’s fully earned a good sit down.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Thoughts are with Blitzen at this difficult time

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Cryptic clue of the year, nominated for preservation in the Library of Congress.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

What a tune. Still can’t believe her name is Mary Isobel Catherine Bernadette O Brien. It’s like someone shot her with a gun that shoots Irish names instead of bullets youtu.be/yK3LrELC1qs?...

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

@redmanpe.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

@uppertiersteve.bsky.social AI?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

They are free and likely to be infinitely more effective than their current squad so I can see the attraction.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Werner Herzog should do a film based on the bitcoin skip man. Just two hours of him ploughing through rubbish; bare hands; screaming and gibbering. No speech. Like ‘Elephant’ by Alan Clarke. ‘A gruelling experience’ etc.

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

While idly scrolling, I chanced upon this still from Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot, and for a brief second I thought "What, there was an American remake of Minder?!?"

submitted 23 days ago • 33 comments

Makes a change going to a festival where I don’t feel like one of the oldest people there.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

You say 'ethnic cleansing', Trump says 'redevelopment', Israeli settlers say 'holiday home'. You can see why so many broadcasters get confused.

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

Dear greetings cards fans. In case anyone was thinking of getting one but hadn’t so far, I thought I’d give you a heads up that I’m away for most of next week, so tomorrow’s potentially your last chance to order a Valentine’s card and have it definitely arrive before the big day.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

After how many goals did the BBC used to add the score spelled out in brackets after the figure? 7 (seven) - 0.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

@marcheenware.bsky.social I was delighted to catch this bus from Castleton to Sheffield during a recent short break to the Peak District.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post, post or quote repost a Sunrise or Sunset from your photography or Artwork.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

How the fuck was Luigi Mangione only last month? I haven’t experienced time dilation like this since lockdown

submitted 35 days ago • 77 comments

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery. Yeongdo Bridge Busan, South Korea March 2023

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery. Yeongdo Bridge Busan, South Korea March 2023

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Have em fight crime and you've got yourself my new favourite bingewatch.

submitted 38 days ago • 12 comments

-And steps like a goose…

submitted 38 days ago • 18 comments

He was just being exuberant!

submitted 39 days ago • 40 comments

🎶 when you go, will you send back a lettuce from America? 🎶

submitted 42 days ago • 254 comments

The people wanting to invade Greenland say it's too cold to go outside for the inaugural.

submitted 42 days ago • 107 comments

Breaking news - Paolo Di Canio has been spotted headed towards Rome with a fishing rod, a bucket of chicken and a copy of Mein Kempf

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Card found in Daddy's 1962 diary.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

"Crash, crash, crash at the economy. I looked out, you know who it was? Bloody Liz Truss!"

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Short horror story, disguised as a Google review.

submitted 125 days ago • 4 comments

It’s 27 years to the day since Kenny Dalglish was on Newsnight to explain Newcastle Utd’s controversial wish to play their away FA Cup 4th round tie with Stevenage elsewhere. And Jeremy Paxman gave King Kenny quite the introduction…

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments