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your favorite stage manager’s favorite stage manager | 30 | Taylor Swift, Bob’s Burgers, & The Office enthusiast | DJT hater
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Always an angel, never a god

If you won’t take any casted role, don’t :) mark :) that :) you :) will :)

This week has completely kicked my ass and it’s not even over yet.

America- you got it wrong. Happy Thanksgiving to 48% of you that aren’t morons

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

And when I fail miserably, we’re not gonna laugh

🌠🌠🌠

i have no one to give this to, so consider this my swiftmas card to all the swifties here 🫶

Sorry I couldn’t pick just one

I’ve tried to word this three times already and keep deleting it so: I keep trying to talk to my MAGA mother in hopes that she will finally get it. She never does and it hurts me to have hope that she ever will.

The slow trickle of MAGA folks over here underscores how much their experience of online is entirely dependent on people getting mad at them. It also underscores how even they, given the option, would rather not hang out with themselves either.

💜 The Story of Us 💜 Sparks Fly 💜 Haunted 💜 Last Kiss 💜 I Can See You

THIS. please. Easter eggs are so fun, yes, but some of the theories I’ve seen…dude not everything is an Easter egg. Like “oh she blinked twice, two is a double album, debutation tv at midnight!”

Everyone deserves to see this picture LOOK AT HER

if you’re a swiftie and moved over from the other app today, rt this I’m trying to see something 👀

God has a sense of humor because this is an incredibly ironic time to have Covid

bluesky developers when they wake up and see the army of swifties taking over their app

this app feels like the opening scene in barbie when they’re all saying hi to each other idk how else to describe it 😭

Hi! I’m Shelby -if you’re new here: I love Taylor Swift, Chappell Roan, Mariska Hargitay, theatre, cats, The Office, Bob’s Burgers, King of the Hill, nail art, Harry Styles, ACOTAR, the color electric blue, Diet Pepsi, and a whole lotta memes.

@vigilabbyshit.swifties.social hi I just wanna say that your @ is iconic