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I’m either thinking about food, love, or how Jacob imprinting on that baby was weird as hell.
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I love riding in the car alone cuz I can play the same song 5x without hearing any complaints

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Might need a double dose of my antidepressant today 😭

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If I see you being happy and cute with your partner today I’ll be blocking you.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Cowboy Carter tickets on my arm… no Cowboy Carter tickets on your arm 😌

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And if I said Samuel L Jackson could get it?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Being ignored will legit make me tweak out

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Moving to Philly cuz clearly that’s where the fine niggas are!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all be having MAGA friends? During BHM too?

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

That’s the first football game where I was actually paying attention to the game…. Eagles might be my team frfr

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

LMAO locs would’ve started falling out mid performance

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

Good morning blacks!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Black History Month! 🔥

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

Happy Black History Month

submitted 22 days ago • 55 comments

I be forgetting about this app. I gotta do better

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I swear chick fil a puts laxatives in that damn food.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

If I’m not like this on Valentine’s Day I’m canceling the rest of the year.

submitted 31 days ago • 19 comments

Damn I love black folk

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

ALL THE CAUCASIANS TO THE BACK… 👏🏾 IMMEDIATELY

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Black History Month!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My friends got something to say about these plans against me

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

As a victim of assault, there is no forgiveness. I actually want you predatory men dėâd. 🫶🏾

submitted 37 days ago • 43 comments

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Got some bed straps I’ve been wanting to knock the dust off of for a while

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Touching my lower back.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Getting my ass eaten.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments