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smutterry.bsky.social
Former podcast producer. Writer. Guitar player.
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I was too busy drinking yesterday and missed out on Titty Tuesday (and yesterday's Wordle).

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Remember you could turn on the news and not say "what the fuck?" every five minutes?

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Google Maps and Apple Maps in Canada

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

so there really is 3 babies in the white house elon trump and elons child

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

orpheus: *descends into hell to save his wife, eurydice* eurydice: no thanks i’m good

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Now that the world is a complete dumpster fire, is Titty Tuesday still going to be a thing?

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

Incredible to see a president tanking the world’s economy simply because he doesn’t understand it and is too dedicated to belligerent posturing to learn

submitted 31 days ago • 26 comments

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dystopian Fiction!

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

I’m sorry but as a Canadian I have to take back every apology I’ve ever given to an American.

submitted 31 days ago • 38 comments

Time to turn off the taps. Not a single bottle of American wine, beer or bourbon should be sold anywhere in Canada. From here on in I will only drink "freedom" wines from Canada, France or Spain. As for the beer? It's shit anyways. True. North. Strong. Free. @strongasfuck

submitted 32 days ago • 2560 comments

Killing illness with alcohol is my specialty.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Life’s too short for shitty wine.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 37 days ago • 936 comments

We need to keep Bluesky weird and good because I don’t think I have another ‘social media migration’ in me

submitted 109 days ago • 100 comments

Too sick to work, read, or masturbate.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

Can you just drink yourself back to health?

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

A long goatee is not a beard, you look like a centaur.

submitted 54 days ago • 26 comments

Looks like my porn doppelgänger got some new tattoos.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

For everyone who despairs that this is somehow where the story ends, take heart and remember that the struggle for the rights of marginalized and oppressed people, and the work towards a healthy and sustainable planet earth never ends. We’re still here! But maybe it’s time to ditch the Tesla.

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

Me and @smutlisa.bsky.social being grateful we don’t live in Mississippi.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

submitted 43 days ago • 37 comments

I as a Canadian, read project 2025, couldn’t sleep for three days, and volunteered to help Kamala Harris. I knew what was coming, I know how ugly it will get. Now I beg Canadians to understand and to participate in our own democracy, which is just as much at-risk.

submitted 44 days ago • 13 comments

Might rub one out at 3,399 m elevation to test the difference.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

If I was in a band my instrument would be shaking a pill bottle

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

We need a Michelin Star system for public restrooms.

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

Congresswoman AOC on why she’s not going to Trump’s inauguration. “I don’t celebrate rapists.”

submitted 45 days ago • 64 comments