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snackcrab.bsky.social
Secret gardens in my mind 🌿 Astrology, anime, otome, pop culture, childless cat lady 30+, she/her 🔞 please
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I know that sexuality is not a choice because instead of my type being actual lesbians, it's men that *look* like lesbians 😔

Dude, there is nothing more boring or performative than the banal platitudes of LinkedIn 🤢

It's been, what? Less than a month? 100 years? 17 decades?

My Pinterest has just become 50% Gojo and Geto kissing broken up by cute outfits 🎀

Update: I would die for Nori from Sympathy Kiss

I had some "inappropriate conduct" directed at me and as I've told friends (mostly women) about it, it's been interesting how almost all of them responded with "oh I would have [insert what they would have done here]."

I feel like, as a society, we idolize couples too much. They are just people let them breathe.

Now that it's here, I think I'm just gonna have to be okay with overconsumption escapism 🫠😂

🧘🏻‍♀️I have fortified the bones of my spirit and I will not break🧘🏻‍♀️if there is wind I will grip to the earth🧘🏻‍♀️if there is rain I will take cover🧘🏻‍♀️if there is fire I will find higher ground🧘🏻‍♀️if there is a Sharknado I will find a basement and play my little games and make my little jokes underground🧘🏻‍♀️

Oof. It feels real now. I'm going to do my best but my god.

Quickly trying to steel the boundaries of my mind in a way that isn't overconsumption escapism help

Hot take: Orange is the prettiest color of carrot 🥕

I feel like I'm pretty bad at Fields of Mistria. Like, idk how but I feel like I'm bad at it. 🥲

I've been under the weather all week and I finally feel well enough to do things but not well enough to eat Buldak noodles. All I want is to feel healthy enough to eat Buldak noodles 😭😭😭

Balkan breakfast/green onion bacon snack trend. So satisfying but I think my tongue is raw now between the pepper and eating like an entire carton of tomatoes (I ate more than pictured). Oh and I'm finally watching Real Housewives of SLC shit is crazy

Looking at celebrities and especially k-pop stars makes me sad. Like wow they really are treated as products. The damage that has to do to your mental health, I can't imagine.

Oh, the Bokksu snacks are actually like, wildly good.

I hope that gorgeous assailant is having a wonderful time disappearing forever I hope he is never found I hope we pass each other by one day in land far away unbeknownst to me snow on the beach weird but fucking beautiful

What is happening here

Should I make deviled eggs for just myself

I've said if before and I'll say it again, it does not sit right with me that we use that Taylor Armstrong cat meme when the context of that picture is that she was having a breakdown while surviving an ab*sive relationship on a reality TV show I just feel like there's so many others we could use

I'm so glad I do not play Love and Deepspace because dragon Sylus might have killed me