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The Phillies killed my grandpa and now they’re coming for me.
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I have some thoughts on what Department of Defense veterans and generals facing firing for nothing they did could do with their knowledge and expertise, now that they're freed up. And some say it might be the most fun use of those skills ever devised. And it involves the guys who fired them.

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Jags hired one of the DOGE virgins

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I was trying to articulate this and gave up but this gets close to my idea: like the fact that he’s so cartoonishly evil. Hollywood would reject it for being too on-the-nose, like Mr. Burns but on special k.

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If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

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Anxious just released the album of the year. We’re no longer accepting entries.

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Sorry to the Gaudreau family but Fuck America Go Canada (yes I’m aware the Canadian players probably love Trump too)

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I love this song, it’s currently my guitar hyperfixation, can’t stop playing it

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They're hoping the elderly who rely on Medicare crash their cars on their way to appointments or, failing that, at least have to buy all that gasoline.

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Hockey has exploded across the Sun belt and is the most expensive team sport to play by a country mile, so I’m not surprised

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What if Trump going after congestion pricing is the thing that stops NYC’s nascent rightward movement dead in its tracks? That’d be pretty damn funny, I’m laughing about it right now in fact

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The New York Times is utterly beyond parody. I hope the Great Khan Pritzker sacks their offices.

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!

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A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

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I feel like this happened once or twice when I was a kid and I was absolutely miserable about it www.inquirer.com/weather/snow...

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Good album (at least Side A), I don’t care what anyone says

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this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

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Vaxxed?

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I don’t recognize any of these people and you can tell this institution is in deep trouble, but enough about the NBA All-Star Game, folks

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