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you're telling me someone actually read my email about fucking Elon's mom

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this image gave me a fetish

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

i just saw a news report that said that asteroid isn't big enough to destroy the earth. localized damage..BFFR. I'm pissed.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

listen up the inner core of Earth, aliens, asteroids, new diseases etc: unless i don't have to go to work ever again i do not care.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Haunted by this opener from Kendrick all day.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

God forbid we even consider a halftime show that doesn't cater to the tastes of baby boomers

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Refs better stay away from Kendrick's set

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This is the only thing he's done that shocked me. Like does he watch the Kennedy Center honors and not like the people? WTF?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Motherfucker.

submitted 21 days ago • 369 comments

Get Britt that Emmy jfc

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick needs to bring out YG and take a swing

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Mario, toad, princess peach... someone please

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick accepting two Grammys in a Canadian tuxedo he's so funny ilhsm

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

BEYONCE SABRINA DOECHII CHAPPELL, Yes!!!!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

the devil couldn't find me so he sent a microwave that only heats the bowl and not my food

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to apologize. Right after George W Bush left office I said out loud "Well at least that's the worst president of my lifetime over with."

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

ugh people talking about ancient rome in real life is so gross it's like thinking LOTR was real.

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just found out there are wolves living all around Italy

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Crazy how the intro credits for Severance are actually this

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

they restored tiktok but 1) they took away the ability of everyone in the United States to go Live 2) video quality has scaled down 3) US users are reporting community guideline violations on previously ok topics (notably abortion)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

the only people who think Trump is getting credit for this are Trump, Shou, and the people on this website. absolutely no tiktok users are giving him credit. BFFR. go to the room you are reading.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

young people are not stupid they see what's going on, they aren't going to celebrate Trump in any capacity. i encourage anyone who thinks Trump is scoring points with people under 35 to go back in time and actually use the app they are hot taking and listen to the people on it

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

take away my ear memes and just read how annoying i can be

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

things aren't fun on the Internet often but we are all really having fun right now #rednote

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

people are now realizing that people in China are real, diverse human beings and not scary and can also afford more groceries than we can. It's so dope. I love it sm.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

everyone is learning Mandarin I'm dying

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

omg the Pitt is so good. I missed you Noah Wyle.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Tiktok update...we have found RedNote which is the actual state owned version of the app in China and are joining that

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Portland Portlanding so hard.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

goddamnit

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Apple got me I have to finish Silo now. 🎯🐴

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I did not expect Stardew Valley to be a perfect simulator of dealing with an alcoholic but damn lol

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

if jane bennett had just flirted harder none of this would have to happen

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

the meatman

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

This is easier in Stardew Valley

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

cant wait for the homies to learn about scylla and charybdis

submitted 66 days ago • 31 comments

I need the producers on ALONE to let me on the show because there's absolutely no one I would cry about and have to leave the show early for. I'd honestly probably ask to stay.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments