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"I like her design, but could you make her boobs a bit bigger again?" I say to G-d about myself

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Top of the line German engineering has made this twink's waist more grabbable than ever.

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"That was stupid of me, sorry I'm such a fuck up" ❌ Tearing yourself down ❌ Self depreciation as unhealthy coping method ❌ Feeling sad, not sexy at all "I'm such a silly toy, I'm glad mistress brainwashed my thoughts away" ✅ Affirms your self worth ✅ Remember that people love you ✅ Is super hot

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Wow, what a funny meme about conditioning your opponent in the fighting game Guilty Gear: Strive, let's just click the thread to read more and... Oh......

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My hot take on fujoshis is most of them are probably repressed trans men so they should all be sent to whatever the trans masc equivalent of the Dorley basement is.

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Bluesky is a platform designed specifically for announcing which fictional characters you want to bang and too many of you are using it wrong.

submitted 35 days ago • 27 comments

Eden's Gay (Savage) #FF14 #FFXIV

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another one of these, wanted to try to redo an old shortstack tf. Apologies I am just going to keep doing this till I get bored I guess.

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After the palace coup, they decided executing the prince would not be a fitting punishment. The spoiled young man could still be used by the new monarchy, after all. "Royal Latrine" scrawled across his forehead. He sits on his knees naked, mouth gaping wide open. So eager to please his new masters.

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The prince is especially harsh to you in front of other people. It seems cruel how finds anything to chastise you for in front of courtiers or other servants, but you know he is trying (and failing) to protect his pompous ego from the fact that he is a whimpering toy for you behind closed doors.

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happy gay month everyone! and remember:

submitted 25 days ago • 84 comments

Buying your goblin gf a scuba mask so she can take a spin inside the washing machine without almost drowning like last time.

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naughty demons get sent to boob jail. witch magic knows no bounds.

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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

submitted 31 days ago • 115 comments

Your goblin gf was banned from the local 7/11 after repeated drinking slushy straight from the tap of the machine. She now has you do her slushy runs because if she doesn't get at least 50 grams of sugar in her system by noon she will explode.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

You should give your protagonist an adopted goblin sister. Not even being horny about it! I think having an adopted goblin sister who is a bit flighty but you can count on in a tough scrape is cool! Everyone should have one!

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"Don't be silly," she says while dusting the shelf, "I wouldn't kidnap a boy to forcefem her, drug her drinking water, and make her wear a maid dress 'cus you want her to clean. She just looks pretty." "Oh..." You look at the maid. A vacant smile on her face. "Time for your injection, darling."

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I keep finding out multiple of my friends already saved this image for future use after I made it, so I may as well just post it here. please take a moment to refer back to this anytime you start wondering what's wrong with me

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the curse activates when she thinks about her crush, who is the knight guarding her. she gets embarrassed about what she turns into, not knowing the knight is actually into it

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People learn that I have multiple personalities and say "oh so you're plural" or "sounds like DID" Uh, no? I'm literally five goblins in a trench coat, it would be weird if we didn't have multiple personalities

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Straight girl accidentally smokes the weed that makes you a lesbian, but then she realizes she can just have her boyfriend smoke the weed that makes you a lesbian to have someone to makeout with.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I personally don't fw with The Mandalorian because now any time normies see one of my goblin pins/stickers they go "is that Baby Yoda?" It's hurting my off putting, yet whimsical, vibe!

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[Maid WG] The Mistress of the house deplores food waste, so she requires that any leftovers from her meals be eaten by the maid. The maid thinks this is fine, until she notices that Mistress is ordering increasingly large courses but eating the same proportion as always, leaving the rest for her...

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The full thing! ( 1/2 )

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Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe (Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)

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"Corporate decided to use the Bovine Virus to drive up production, but some of us in the milking plant were getting infected." The anthro cow says. A hazmat clad worker squeezes her massive tits to spray jets of milk into a sucking machine, "So some of the other workers I started organizing..."

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Goblin Mafia running a front business selling gobbygool.

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Dragonborn is cursed to turn into a short kobold, but that three feet of extra body mass has to go somewhere, so it all turns into fat to fill out their new chubby little tail, butt, and pot belly. Once tall and lean dragonborn is now four feet tall and shaped like a scaly pillow.

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