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snakeroot.bsky.social
dying of perfect angel disease
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Whatever 🦫

i need to feel awesome

My name is Lola Mayo

Asking the barista to serve me my piping hot XL cappuccino through the beer bong I brought with me

My name is Yora Dumbass

Staying in bed today

My fucking idiot brother insists on dressing the exact same as me except his hat and shirt are a different color. But same overalls and gloves and everything the same style. Including mustache

Boggy wife boggy life

They’re called hate crimes cuz I fuckeng hate em!!

On some duck shit

Logging off forever 🏴‍☠️

Hyper off the ginseng root

Dying of perfect angel disease

Dying of various shit

gotta have them circ.... and de solay too!

Summa you fuckeng people need help

What a wicked web we weave

Nice ☻

no offense i think if you haven't read a book in the last year the government should kill you

My religion is the concept of natural selection

My politics is a slice of fresh mozzarella on a Triscuit

Bro has spaghettied his last carbonara

Anyone have any thoughts about various shit

Freeing myself from various shit

I am issuing a policy specifying that I’m not personally subject to any existing state or federal laws fyi

My twin daughters Spaghetti and Carbonara both shot over 40% on catch-and-shoot 3s this season

My twin daughters Spaghetti and Carbonara are causing a scene at Charles Entertainment Cheese

Pitchfork is written by an LLM set to Rupi Kaur Mode

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