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New monster variant makes my tongue numb

Low-key (now imagine a door with a very low keyhole)

I'm so hungry I could eat a

I had a nightmare about bugs and now my body feels like being attacked by a gazillion ants

I say a lot of great things. But I also say a lot of little things

Right... so you're never gonna match my freak?

Got a new phone

Just ripped a sheet of paper in 2 pieced and now its broken

the thing about me is that im unfortunately really cool

lowkey realised jealousy kills the beauty in uniqueness

If life knocks you out, stand up and get ice cream.

Transmen music taste is majestic.

Im gonna say it again. I said this already ages before his new album: Playboy Carti sucks. His fame is fabricated hype. Its literally just a group understanding to say "he is objectively good" No he isnt yall just act like it.

Objective beauty is ugly

News about my life after my slight car crash (no injuries) My clutch is basically fucked -word from a "mechanic" (my uncle) I personally drive the car since it still drives perfectly fine

Alright i fixed like a hundred thousand issues so far.

But like i dont understand how you can explain to your finance helper where youre money comes from if you host a movie piracy website

Just achieved generational debt. (-0.23cent)

politics really are just a couple of guys having childlike league of legends scale arguments that end in massacres

You gotta be dumb to become smarter. In that case im dumb as fuck

People who have memes for everything saved every unfunny and situational meme since they were 12.

Nah im sigma

This is the same.

The human is inherently bad. Im inherently a baddie

What if were the villains?

There are 2 types of anime watchers: 12/24 ep anime, One piece

Recommend a good romance anime please

OF = optifine

If you go to porsche or lamborghini and you buy a suv you better immediately stop breathing my air.

ULTRAKILL

Clown reading this post and scrolling without interacting to act like theyve never been called out by me like this

And just like that germany died

For the germans who vote today: If you voted afd, youre dead to me. I mean you basically want me dead.

What if im the villain?

Nintendo is obsessed with: -screens inbetween buttons -money -bad quality -bugs -copyright strikes -lawsuits -their consumerbase being unhappy -their consumers having no fun -addictions -crying kids

What my friend sends me at 4 am

Work life balance is a lie. And so are safety instructions.

Looking for wallpapers on the red P app... (pinterest)