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its gonna be so funny when tesla pivots to combustion engines because electric is Inefficient and Woke

i think the thing that really makes this whole thing feel like a bad dream is how trump is constantly accompanied by musk. like you cant get a word out of this administration without musk haunting the room like a ghost.

is starbucks forcing all these baristas to draw smiley faces on the cups. like is there any human warmth still in existence or is it all just corporations hijacking social interactions for Marketing

lebron james scream if you love tgirl puffies

we need to bring back correspondances

there is some seele ass shit going on in the world rn

i need to get blocked by as many people as possible. i am the pack of grey wolves they released into the bluesky ecosystem to keep the resist lib population in check

>go to armored core subreddit >people asking if their build is "viable" >ask them what pvp rank they are >"i dont play pvp"

this is super gay. anyway i think we should kill more politicians

whenever i find myself getting too politically optimistic i imagine redneck flyover state white trash getting to reap the benefits of the moneyless solarpunk commune and i remember that violence is the natural state of man

>you WILL go to Goopenhagen >you WILL eat the Goop

really like this sex and the city episode where charlotte lezzes tf out

is james rolfe the yandere dev of indie filmmakers

yes your name may be in news articles but your girlfriend is ugly therefore im not obligated to be suicidally jealous of you

i would freak it with garfunkel AND oates

sick of manifesting im getting shit through jihad now

in the laboratory stroking my robot

squeex looks like he Touches people

they should make aftercare that doesn't require you to have sex first

the main thing i dig about that jenny nicholson video is what a good improv partner she is for the performers. straight up payed 6k to do unpaid non-union work for disney. awesome

"if you want a buzz just have a cup of coffee" this person weighs 90 lbs and has bones made of playdoh. its a shame they had to interrupt their busy schedule of listening to npr and gumming down cream of wheat to post this hot take

i think people glom onto dnd as a brand so hard because having to shell out for source books makes them feel like their hobby is somehow more legitimate than just playing pretend with your friends, which it is

the only trans people who make good music are either 6'4 elven transsexuals or absolute buffalo bills, no inbetween

sure 3000 people died in 9/11 but if you subtract the number of people who say mcr's music saved them you'll actually find that the overall death toll was actually in the negatives

if wotc prints one more panharmonicon effect im literally going to plant a **** in their ******

im probably the first person ever at my college to finish gen chem lab with an A then fail intro to audio production

went to the dentist where they so courteously had fox news on the lobby tv and it went from 3 corncobbing dipshits pretending to be confused by the stormy daniels case directly to an ad for a paid course that teaches you how to operate a smart phone

i think online communities go through doomsday cult carcinization. it's always "once this thing happens it'll all be over" but instead of the apocalypse ending the world it's the next Q message ending the democratic party or the cass review ending transenderism. the people yearn for absolute victory

at every turn im reminded that my appropriate station in life is probably something like ditch digging or breaking big rocks into smaller rocks and that my only chance at happiness in life is predicated on luck and class privilege

they need to study in a lab why former game grumps fans consistently develop such a deeply parasocial hatred of arin hanson

we really need a term for trans women who are really into making cis men crossdress and trying to egg crack them. like effectively a chaser but somehow way worse

sometimes i like to take like 10 minutes to just sit down and meditate on how stupid of a name awkwafina is

sabine hossenfelder has my favorite kind of histrionic personality disorder

do yall think flubber and gumby ever explored each others bodies

never dip your hemomancer in mama liz's chili oil at 3 am while drinking yo juice on the escalator