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Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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If I ever get cold and completely regret all my choices in life, I can put on a coat.

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Saving this for October

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Old boy hasn’t been feeling good in the guts so his dr gave him poop replacement pills with poop from other cats in them like when people have c diff and get poop therapy and I don’t even know if this is reality anymore

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Bricks are just domesticated stones.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

still waiting to get discovered by a shitposting talent scout

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Autistic humans are not lazy. We are not unmotivated. We are not procrastinators. Executive dysfunction is real. But it’s not the problem - it’s the signal that something is wrong. A sign that our nervous system is dysregulated, overwhelmed, in need of care. Not correction or fixing.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

This was the Fyre Festival of military parades

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I totally get Edgar Allan Poe. If I was minding my business and some fuckass bird showed up at my house just to be like “Ay man, your girlfriend died! Forever bitchless!” I’d crash out too.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Throwing away clocks is a waste of time.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

1 like = 1 great turtle name

submitted 2 days ago • 189 comments

Autism awareness posting

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When a gift is so unwelcome nobody wants to talk about it, it's the white elephant in the room.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Replacing everyone's LLMs with ELIZA to see if they notice. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Um excuse me my feet are up here

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

who has two thumbs and got them both stuck in la croix cans?? this guy - sent with voice to text

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Just learned that hair is flammable. At a loss for an apt metaphor to convey my resulting panic.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

y’all my cat is a lil freak

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

old man George, who given any opportunity will curl up on or against me in a way that prevents me from getting up

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Acronym of the day alert: FUFS- fucked up fruit salad. As in, ‘this situation is some FUFS.’

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

They say there’s a first time for everything, but I never expected Beto to throw up part of a lizard.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

me (not good at swearing): oh, hindquarters!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment