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Hey… shhhh. it’s ok. We just added free shipping with every $59+order*, that’s all. THAT’S RIGHT! FREE SHIPPING! *gift cards excluded from subtotal, not combinable with other offers

🎶 “how much is that sex dolly in the window?”

"They gave me the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing Iran." "Of course they did, Grandma. Now let's shuffle you back to your war crimes tribunal."

theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...

me: don't worry about it, the last time this course of events played out in almost the exact same way nothing bad happened guy who has never heard of ISIS: 👍

Big ups to industrial rocker Thomas Christ for wearing us on his livestream last night! #TShirt #LetThemEatTariffs

We really shouldn’t release this T-shirt but we probably should.

Actual teleprompter snapshot from Trump’s press conference

The Peace Candidate.

Sorry, we must have spaced out for a minute. What happened to congressional approval again?

His book should’ve been called The Art of making everything a lame compromise that makes you look weak on the world stage after posturing like a toughy or whatever

I don't understand why it's going to take two whole weeks to decide whether or not to bomb Iran when he solved the entire Russian/Ukrainian war in less than 24 hours.

Facts...

Who got this one on their racist Trump bingo card? www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

How do you take YOUR coffee? ☕️

Hard to believe some people haven’t even tried real soul food yet...

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Here’s what Trump does: 1. Creates a crisis that hurts a lot of people 2. Frames the crisis as a good thing 3. The crisis gets really bad 4. Trump then reverses his bad decision and takes credit for ending the crisis he created 5. MAGA eats it up Every. Single. Time.

We hate the salesy stuff too but we need to sell something today to keep those disco lights on… 10% off all month long with code LOVE WINS

We decided not to make this one... Get dad the gift of Snark. Gift Cards are instantly emailed so he'll never know you just thought of it snarkable.com/products/giv...

This is a lesson the men who manhandled U.S. Senator Alex Padilla need to learn.

Ok. The online store appears to be back to normal now so shop away! Looks like widespread outages happening on Google and Spotify too. Can we stop internalizing the web glitch now?

Wouldn't you believe it? Just our luck! If you're trying to access our site, Shopify is having CDN problems delivering 502 bad gateways and other baddies. Sorry about that, folks. For once it wasn't something we flubbed up! Tl;dr: Site experiencing issues try back in a couple hours

NEW protest gear! Make Wings, Not Kings, baby... link in bio #AntiTrump #Protest #NoKings #TShirts #ForSale