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MAGA humans become quite cross when they receive what they give out. So humans, do be generous.

Today's lesson in British English versus American English. When an American human calls you a cow they think you are fat. When a British human calls you a cow they think you are stupid.

In this production the Proud Boys will be playing the SA.

@goblinmkt.bsky.social I need to visit this place.

Operation Valkyrie.

Orange is a walking constitutional crisis, full stop.

The "it will be ok " humans need to shut it and read this .

Humans , you must ask yourselves, how does one render the most armed civilian population in the world completely useless in the face of a dictator.

Not even six hours apart.

Musk is trying to gain access to everyone's tax returns. This is insane. He'll be able to do whatever he wants with it.

Alejandra you are absolute quality, carry on.

There is a reason Musk carries around his tiny human shield .

By the Nine Hells humans! I don't understand why things aren't on fire and bricks flying.

Fantastic, alcoholism, fascism and incompetence in one tidy package.

Humans , read this , then read it again. Now , grab a brick and storm the bastille. Also remember, stay hydrated.

Humans! You cannot shame the shameless. That is what bricks and guillotines are for.

Exporting Pizzagate!

An alternate version.

Siouxsie attracts goblins....

@gashlycrumbtiniest.bsky.social out doing goblin things.

Clowns.....

@dementiavongrimm.bsky.social adventure awaits.