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snarkmonkey.bsky.social
Common sensian, old-school nurse, lover of nature, art, weird stuff/people and dark humor. John Waters is my spirit animal. X-ing Out- trying to find my peeps
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Hell yes please

In a world where you can be anyone you want to be, Bea Arthur.

Kara Shwisher at SXSW on what her son said to her— “We should send old men to war, rather than young men. And then maybe they’ll stop.”

I’m going to write a cautionary tale. It centers on a middle-aged woman that should have known better (me). The title- “Marshmallows In My Pocket.”

My little dog passed and I kept up "Treats O'Clock" for the cat. I gave cat hers, put one down for her homie, like I usually would. Two days later, she still hasn't touched it- because it's not hers. Respect.

Insane Clown Posses don't fade away. They just get into politics.

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I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of this absolute fucking circus of ass clowns

babe wake up your surgery isn’t done yet but we can’t afford anymore anesthesia

Let's not forget Jesus this Thanksgiving

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

In a more adept & twisted version of reality, Rod Serling would be breaking the news to us, cigarette and all.

In hindsight, reusing a pickle relish jar for my sliced almonds was probably not my greatest idea. His essence is strong

Bluesky needs more art

I can’t take another L!

It feels so completely like that key and peele sketch

Dog would never do this. She'd at least stack them neatly to one side