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STATEMENT ON BOMBING: Destroyed, defeated, obliterated - choose your word, this was a historically successful attack. *MAGAspeak translator activated* RESULT: the strikes only partially damaged their targets and likely only set back Iran’s nuclear program a few months.

“Dad, why are they zip-tying grandmas in mobility scooters?”

I’m smart enough to not allow a 19-year-old who nicknamed himself “big balls” access to government data. Therefore, I’m smarter than Elon Musk.

Big balls. Little accomplished. gizmodo.com/the-tyranny-...

I mean let's be fair, ICE can't harass innocent US citizens AND arrest criminals.

How to make MAGA think your product is Made in the USA: 1. Announce product 2. Scream it's made in the USA in press and on your website 3. Wait a week 4. Quietly remove all references to made in USA from your product's website

Masked men with guns try to intimidate an unmasked citizen following them. www.reddit.com/r/law/s/pZtl...

No big deal if the Secretary of Defense and The President say conflicting things about major foreign policy and potential for war, right?

Happy winning everybody!

Amid war with Iran from “the President of peace” at least we can sleep well knowing a 22-year-old former gardener is in charge of terrorism prevention.

Republicans will probably ignore this since they don’t respect court rulings these days, but this is still great news lailluminator.com/2025/06/20/l...

Every villain needs a catchphrase! www.unilad.com/news/politic...

The health care plan was coming in two weeks too

The people renaming military bases after Confederate generals are also enjoying a day off for Juneteenth.

"Sleepy Joe"

Between March of 2023 and October of 2024 he said he’d end the Russian invasion of Ukraine before he even got to the Oval Office at least 50 times. The followers who still see him as the “peaceful” President are the real ones suffering from TDS.

GOP Wordle

"Biden crime family"

I guess after failing at casino, steak, university, vodka, mortgage, fragrance, bottled water, online travel, air travel, supplements, and magazine businesses it's time to try phones?

Propagandists talking trash about other propagandists www.rawstory.com/tucker-carls...

Hey America, check out my cool drone!

Trump and his family have never served

This guy already behaves like a king

Guess the country

Different kind of pee tape

lol at anyone just realizing this