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This is super cool from the NWSL team Angel City FC, which is based in LA. They distributed these tshirts at last night’s game.

submitted 2 days ago • 80 comments

The crowd was so large that the front group crossed the Hawthorne Bridge, looped up Southeast Grand Avenue, and returned over the Morrison Bridge — while those in the rear had yet to reach the Hawthorne Bridge.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

submitted 2 days ago • 64 comments

He really cares about the troops rain or shine apnews.com/article/dona...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

🚨New: “Trump Org Keeps Bringing In Foreign Workers To Staff Its Clubs And Winery” It’s sought to import 1,880 foreign workers since 2008, per Labor Dept. records—including 31 farm workers for its vineyard this year. me, for @forbes.com 1/

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments

blew past the stop sign and flashing lights on the bus, hit the child sized dummy, and then drove off, good luck Austin

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I find it hard to sit through anything longer than a Vine (RIP) but this is exquisitely crafted

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Kristi Noem in Feb 2024: If Biden federalizes the National Guard [to handle border issues], we’ve got a war on our hands.”l Kristi Noem in 2025 as DHS Secretary: …federalizing the National Guard.

submitted 9 days ago • 444 comments

If you want to prepare for a spicy summer 3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator. Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic. Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade.

submitted 9 days ago • 116 comments

boss: i registered for a meeting with a lab under your email me: uhh... what? boss: I didn't want to put it under mine me: i'm going to need more context

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

found the pruning shears

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Dine poolside with your dog at the Sheraton Palo Alto! You're invited to Yappy Hour on June 4, 5-8 pm! Bring your BF (human, dog, or both!) and enjoy dinner & drinks at the Poolside Grill.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

we are highly professional at my office sharon: can you work your magic? me: sure i'll just wave my wand

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

jesus i just got out of a meeting with a contractor for a project that i thought would be a few days and a few thousand dollars and they came in at 6 weeks and 23k and it took all of my will not to tell them to f off

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Some personal news: I'm one of the L.A. Times journalists who got a layoff notice last month. Today is my last day. I'm hoping to stay in journalism, but keeping an open mind right now. If you have any leads or just want to catch up, I’d truly appreciate it. You can DM me or reply below. Thanks!

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

me: i don't think you guys need my input on this *gets meeting invite* me: guys

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Flood the line.

submitted 15 days ago • 548 comments

i feel like my boss would buy this for me

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments