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Max loves you and wants you to do something fun offline for several hours today.

submitted 10 hours ago • 41 comments

me: *sun shining in my eyes* JFC wife: are you complaining about the sun rising? me: i think so

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Cowards. Utter and complete cowards. There are people in this country who ACTUALLY have something to fear and act bravely anyway. They exist in the face of danger loudly. Proudly. And these cowards, WITH POWER I REMIND YOU, can't be bothered cus big scary Trump.

submitted 16 hours ago • 12 comments

this hit my feels hard on an early morning, well said

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Friend: i'm going into the office to get the big D Me: *snorts* the big D? Friend: divorced Me: okay i'm an asshole

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

me: yay the new stereo is here wife: you ordered another stereo? me: i umm no, what why would i do that?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Coinbase says that the SEC has agreed to drop the enforcement case against the company. It only cost them $75 million in political contributions.

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 4218 comments

Another way to put this: Musk and his twerps have exposed us to pandemics, broken science, stolen all your data, endangered the U.S. payments system, threatened air traffic control, and cut off HIV medication to 20m people in order to save ::checks notes:: 2/10th of a percent of the federal budget.

submitted 2 days ago • 71 comments

For some reason this just hits different today... 👇

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments