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not funny. can’t swim can’t dance doesn’t know karate.
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see this is why Andor is good. because the space story about a magical dynasty of special boys™️ is like “do or do not there is no try” and the space story about how collective action defeats fascism is like “remember this: try”

playing all the most hardcore-gamer-maligned games on easy casual or story mode and dying every five minutes

literally nothing in this world cannot be slightly improved by taking a walk outside in above-freezing temperatures when the sun is out

literally all the people from my high school who are veterans are now posting some absolutely wild (for them) shit about taxing rich people and not to be like the accelerationists had some points but…

Yes I have been yes it was a delightful shithole before it closed in 2011

#severance ok I jumped the gun on burving nation being so back because that old Lutheran man is a liar and the father of lies and will ply you with ham while your home is invaded

I can’t kill myself because that’s what the project 2025 neoeugenics diaper babies want me and all the other useless eaters to do I can’t kill myself because that’s what all the project 2025 neoeugenics diaper babies want me and all the other useless eaters to do I can’t etc etc etc

the pregnancy and childbirth nightmares are really ramping up I tell you what!

how come the knee jerk therapist reaction is to talk about how sooper valid I am can we interrogate my choices and work on being better please or do I have to pay extra for that

#severance Burving nation we are achieving unprecedented levels of being So Back

I know I said fantasy novels are drivel but the goblin emperor whips so much ass mea maxima etc

these days when I see the would-be technocrats and neo-eugenics master race congress boys I have Olympia Dukakis in my head on a loop saying “Cosmo, I just want you to know that no matter what you do, you’re going to die just like everybody else.”

#severance hoping against hope that Irving inspired Dylan not to capitulate to his inadvertent union-busting wife but…idk guys

#severance uh…helena just raped mark s

you can’t control other people’s perception of you no matter how hard you try and trying will exhaust you and give you depression

I keep having OA basement forced near death experience nightmares this COVID shit sucks I don’t want to get lubed up and go in the head drowner!!!

CdV invested everything in Pisscoin and lost everything on Pisscoin :(

the “inclusive recanonicalized” Kier paintings…did you mean just straight up the musical Hamilton?

That sounds you hear is a long-retired COBOL programmer being asked by a broccoli headed 19 year old failson dork to come back as a consultant to fix something they ignorantly smashed, and him asking for your yearly salary per hour.

so many rough beasts slouching right now I’m feeling attacked

my niece is bawling over the phone why can’t I come over baby because I have Covid and you have Influenza A

it was fun logging in this morning to see whether I actually received my disability pittance or Elon and his crew of rizzlers have turned it off. little breakfast roulette for the lady.

I know that they don’t care that they’re hypocrites and I know that arguing theology is pointless I know I know but to see JD Vance say with his whole adult Catholic convert chest that there’s a hierarchy of people you should love starting with your family and moving outward? Fucking what?

Ancestors bless me with your defiant pessimist vibes