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A Giraffe in the sky https://linktr.ee/sneakyg67
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My kids are currently arguing about wether a cybertruck is a fridge or a toilet car

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Destroyed minesweeper in the rando

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Doing my first randomizer today

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Officially obsessed with Balatro

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MiSide is so sick, glad it was suggested/bought for me. Came out last month but it’s an early contender for my favorite horror game I’m gonna play this year. Absolutely incredible

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Pushin’ 30

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Kid: "Dad what's leather made from?" Dad: "Hide". Kid: "What???" Dad: "Hide... a cow’s outside". Kid: "I'm not afraid of a cow..."

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Signing up for parent job fair at my daughter’s school. I’m gonna teach them about unionizing

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Going hard in the paint to try to go to EVO this year

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I don’t wanna start posting IG reels 😭

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Not my mom and I arguing about daycare being unaffordable

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Hoping I can make it to EVO this year for MK and Tekken would be fun. My Clive is ready trust

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Taking breaks from games is good for the soul. Was having so much fun the past couple of days getting back into MK and Tekken

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Got allergy tested and I’m allergic to so much omg

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Replaying all 3 Bioshocks this week has been so fun. Still awhile to go

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“Tails (from Sonic) is a girl because he is a fox” says my son

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NOSFERSTU IS CRAZY

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My kids are now saying “guess what? CHICKEN BREAST!”

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Don’t forget to go to bed early tonight or else Santa won’t come

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Spelunky tattoo started

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Getting called “all work and no play” is insane when all I do is play video games

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LMFAOOOO

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That Spelunky secret level episode was pretty disappointing ngl

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Clive in Tekken 8 is so fucking fun man

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Why must I have ice cream cravings when it is cold out

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My kids have entered the “why why why why why” stage

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This zombies EE is going to be the death of me

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Twitch Recap

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I signed up for a secret santa and wrote “Giraffe” under every question of what I wanted

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If I come out with a perfume I'm calling it dookie stank

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YAY RED RANKS I LOVE TEKKEN 8

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Yay Apple Music replay

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Still upset my ex took Mario kart in the divorce

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My children are RUTHLESS

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Someone keeps peeing all over my favorite toilet at work. I can’t tell if it’s a resident or a high school kid but either way they gotta knock that shit off so I can watch my TikTok’s in my favorite stall

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I got some fuckin’ banana bread at work today dude. Hell yea

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somebody mailed this to Santa Monica Studio lol lmao

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I have failed as a parent; my son enjoys Callilou

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What do you call a unicorn who has a cold? Achoo-icorn A joke from my daughter

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I love her lmfao

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I asked my kids “what flavor makes your mouth hot” as a part of a crossword and they both yelled “tomatoes!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Kendrick Lamar surprise drops are my favorite kind of holidays

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Some kid at my son’s school yelled at me because I’m “not allowed to wear pajamas”

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The worst part of this app is the notifications like why am I getting notified someone also replied to a post I replied to stahp

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