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sneezy-mcsniff.bsky.social
Editor, Videographer, Director, Photographer, Writer I like telling stories
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I AM NOT WELL BITCH

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My phone: I vibrated because you got a notification Me: … did I tho? My phone:

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My mom want me to go to the shopping with her? She gotta pay the Chick-fil-a tax, that’s law‼️

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Award shows should get rid of gendered categories

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The cost of living. Sheeeeeesh!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Which is why they killed him to begin with

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

…y’all… Keith Lee trying beans on toast in London is sending me right up yonder!!!!! That bite lasted 40 days and 40 nights. I am in shambles.

submitted 11 days ago • 62 comments

I love my nature shows. Water, land, or air is all amazing to me. I'll never forget stingrays it's still on sight.

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At this point, and I am so fuckin serious, Thanos could emerge from a portal in my garbage can right now and I wouldn’t bat an eyelash.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

The Prince of Egypt is the only acceptable answer. Amen.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Eye doc: Do you have any issues with dry eyes? Me: no My eye for no reason at all:

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The yapper levels of folks in corporate makes me wanna kms

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Post a villain you love This nigga was not wrong.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I am the trailblazer. I need order to fulfill my role, and I bring my gifts to the world through performance.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Today my brother birthday this nigga going to work 🤦🏾‍♂️ one thing I won’t do ever is work on my birthday

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Mind over matter 🚫🚬

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The ones that came true because it gave me proof I’m psychic

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

when you remember you’re an adult with free will >>>

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Every episode

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We need to get back to making funk and soul music

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’m really trying to work what I say, how I say and knowing when stuff needs a reaction.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

It’s only 5:45pm. I would’ve bet money it was like 10pm lol

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Next move is hands

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My current fav video on the clock app is these two people (I don’t know if it’s brother vs sister or hubby vs wife) screaming about what a yellow cake with chocolate frosting is called Her: it’s a yellow cake with chocolate frosting!! Him: it’s a chocolate cake!! I been cackling Also, team her

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

I just logged back into Tw!tter for the first time in a long long time and it’s familiar with an edge of danger. Like being at your friends house but their parents are fighting Or being in your moms neighborhood but at night

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People: oh we’ve met before Me:

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Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

submitted 76 days ago • 236 comments

Before android?

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

I predict the breakup song is gonna sample “Love Don’t Live Here Anymore” and be like You embarrassed me Love don’t live here anymore You proved me right, I see Love don’t live here anymore Or I took a chance on “we” Love don’t live here anymore We lived a fantasy Love don’t live here anymore

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Especially considering the relationships with people on his side are contingent on the relationship with him. I’m not close with any of them because my dad and I talk like 3x a year. They’re following his example.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Harry Potter is reallly funny Like why did Voldemort bring Harry’s body back to Hogwarts when he “killed” him like don’t you have a war to finish? Also when Harry revealed he survived the Killing Curse AGAIN and all the Death Eaters dipped expeditiously… spectacularly hilarious.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Say that to the MF pituitary 🤭

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream we were snooping in an abandoned house cause some kids were rescued from there and the police didn’t realize there were HELLA other kids in the basement so we (me and my friends) went and got them out. Also Olivia Benson was there

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care $275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???

submitted 87 days ago • 168 comments

This is in fact the most unsafe place to post such malarky😤

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I love us forreal 🤞🏽

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

32 babeeyyyyyy

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

✨claiming✨

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

I’d like to take this time to say that if you knew me in high school, I’m sorry. Let’s chalk that shit up to teenage hormones mixed with undiagnosed anxiety and depression…

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments