snifftheraven.bsky.social
Entertaining Mistakes Incarnate. FF14, Terraria, Yakuza, Tetris. I play almost anything designed to plant a fist or foot in a face or an orifice. http://twitch.tv/snifftheraven
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Precisely, buddy. You get me. It's all good.
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Red Velvet Jesus Oreo?
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Motherfucker, get therapy. Read a book. Get an enema. Don't monopolize a fucking half hour of question time with your quandries of self-doubt, neuroses, and blubbering, when I'm expected to know, by Monday, how to make retirement not suck for the few eligible to have one.
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It is bewildering, the sheer amount of training wasted on this blustering bitch of a man crying about his 25 years of customer service experience and how he's used to getting everything perfect and how he's seen it all, invented outsourcing, and maybe even knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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"Chad, did you make a character along with everyone else?"
'Yes, but then I deleted it to make the one I'd use for the dungeons.'
"Why did you---"
'His name is Cloud Strife. He's a mercenary.'
"Your character isn't Clou--"
'Yeah, that's my problem, it says the name is taken and I can't go further.'
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"But it's the PLATINUM RULE, Sniff, it's like MORE IMPORTANT than gold!"
Motherfucker, if "treat others like THEY want to be treated," was regarded highly outside the customer service bitch mines, much less MADE FUCKING SENSE, I dareth fucking say we'd be in VERY DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES.
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We have in fact been here for some time.
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"Have the slides been updated?" 'Absolutely.'
Slide 16, "You will be taking in a lot of training information in the next five weeks."
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And theeeeere it is. "I know we were slated for 5-6 weeks of training. It's actually 3."
And dudebro finally put on a hoodie.
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Minute 45. We've identified the "I don't get it, please explain for the 59th time."
Also, "So I know the policy demands new hires be on camera. But I don't wanna. Is that okay?"
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One person already dozing off with their hand in their crotch and trying to stealthily get under their blanket.
We in a party.
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"I showed you my deer-in-headlights-during-a-blowjob face, please respond." - Every face on this 7 AM Zoom call.
Also, "Are you on a laptop, or a device?"
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READY TO BLAZE A TRAIL ON THE INTERNET FRONTIER? COME ON DOWN TO MONSBAIYA CLAY'S TUBE'N'LUBE STATION. SLIDE ONTO THE SCENE, FOR EVERYONE'S PLEASURE!
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I love you and believe in you!
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Expected.
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For better or worse, I do not know when to stop.
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Considering both the character Thunder Goose, AND Goose Howard?...
Yeah that tracks.