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24 year old who just finished Siddhartha and learned how to make coffee by himself for the first time: If you haven't read Siddhartha or can't make your own coffee by 24 it's over for you tbh

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Fun trick with a Polaroid camera: Next time you take a picture, look closely and you will see me running towards you

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They should make a machine that crushes you into nothing but it only works if you really mean it

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One time I was on mushrooms and there was a music video of a Prince song playing on the TV that was just a closeup of his face singing and I remember thinking that he looked like the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen in my entire life

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They should make a big metal wall that you get $5 everytime you smash your head into it

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I met a guy last weekend who works for the CIA and I asked him whatever happened to boygenius and he said they just erased it. The solo artists are still there but boygenius is gone. Crazy stuff they can do at the CIA now

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I named my sons Blood and Guts to prepare them for the world

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Hey man check out this trick I learned becomes 32-bit for a second agghh fuck it didn't usef to hurt so bad

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They need to invent a Guy Scrounging Around In A Pile Of Leaves emoji

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You can eat like a pig at Wendy's and still stay under 1200 calories as long as you're willing to stick to chicken

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I've got two buddies that go by Ivan Ooze, one fits the moniker better but the other one had it first

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Me and my buddies have a tradition whenever we ride the ferry where we'll pick a random person who's by themselves and just toss them overboard

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Mr. Rogers fancam

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If I've learned one thing as I've gotten older it's that swearing is badass

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There's an underrated moment in the last season of King of the Hill where Kahn and Mihn are watching Hank grill and Minh says "It's such a shame that a man with so much discipline is so lacking in ambition." Neither of them even laugh. They just walk away

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I wish there was an On Cinema where it's just Gregg Turkington reviewing the movies and talking about movies. I don't want the Tim parts. I know this sounds like a joke but I'm serious. That is what would make me watch it.

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Checked if they got Burger King in Mongolia and they do

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Fell asleep at 6pm yesterday

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The lighter blue the jeans are the more acceptable it is to wipe beer on them after opening the can

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Going back in time and telling my 15 year old self that in 15 years he can stream 1080p video and download a 50gb game at 20mbps at the same time. Not telling him anything else though. Have fun with that, kid. Serves you right you little shit

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Getting a mop sink installed in my room

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I've noticed this weird thing where when I see a movie with Jack Quaid in it I walk out the theater feeling like I look like Jack Quaid. I don't look like Jack Quaid but for a minute it feels like I do. I do that face he does and everything

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Heard the Magnetic Fields' "Papa Was a Rodeo" and wanted to know who they were covering and it turns out that they wrote it, wasn't a cover at all. Fun little Thursday surprise

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They should invent a car that's healthy to crash

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About two days after The Substance came out in theaters I got the ending spoiled for me by some shithead webcomic artist making a C grade joke out of it and I've decided to let it make me a worse person. I'll decide how in the coming days

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The commonly accepted way to stop on a penny farthing bicycle back in the day was to pull a stoppie and bounce your shit straight off the pavement in front of you and smash all your teeth and your nose up. A fellow would find a wife that way

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Generations of brave warriors gave their lives so we could make this the best Summer ever

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(Charging directly towards you with a jousting lance) Worry not friend

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They should make a movie where someone figures out what's going on

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Checked out Ratatat for the first time and felt incredibly 30 years old

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Waking up early in the morning is sick because you have breakfast and then you have to wait fucking six hours to eat again

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(Trying to fit in at a party with some people I've just met) If I had a giant robot I would kill sooooo many people

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I fear not the man who has 30,000 dollars one time. I fear the man who has had one dollar 30,000 times

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Thinking about picking up a side hustle as a porno bot

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Was driving around downtown earlier and saw a big fat guy walking eating an icecream cone, it was getting on his face, I was like fuck yes man

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Thinking about my favourite actors on my tv shows and getting sad. But then thinking about my favourite characters on the tv shows and getting being happy! Thinking of my characters and actors I like. Thinking of the fun colours on my screens

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Decided to try repeating "I hope I have a good dream tonight" in my head while I was trying to sleep last night and the dream ended up mostly being about getting tortured with tiny saw blades. So I guess that doesn't really work

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Standing with proper posture feels so undignified

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