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snoodmonger.bsky.social
dad, TV writer, ready to have a serious conversation about wizards
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If Trump could wave a wand and cut Bezos’s wealth in half (he can’t), Bezos would still have 100 billion dollars. What is he so scared of?

Being radicalized in my group chat into believing Gollum murdered Frodo’s parents while looking for “Bagginses” and his stolen ring.

Remember when MAGA pretended to be upset about Biden’s disaster response during the election? apple.news/AFYRt2tsuQA6...

My wife made the critical mistake of saying “that guy looks kinda like you” and the guy was not top 1% handsome. People, never say that unless it’s unquestionably a compliment.

Kudos to Harvard.

heartbreaking 💔

Which evil corporation should I boycott, thus diverting my dollars to a different evil corporation because literally everything is owned by 3 horrible conglomerates?

Got my sister into the Realm of the Elderlings series by the GOAT @robinhobb.bsky.social. Sis is not a fantasy reader but predictably loves them anyway. Jealous I can’t re-experience those books for the first time.

Love finding great, new-to-me authors. @hanfrankan.bsky.social (Fallen Gods books) and @buehlmeister.bsky.social (The Blacktounge Thief) were incredible reads. Eagerly awaiting more from @mytholder.bsky.social and @rjbarker.bsky.social.

I’m on that natural Ozempic: norovirus.

Any time someone hands me a baby, I like to hold it aloft and gravely intone, “The scion of a once great house.”

Me: “Donald Ducking” it on an operating table, getting a vasectomy. doctor: “So you watching Suits LA?”

Really enjoying “Godkiller” by @hanfrankan.bsky.social Well-written and incredibly inventive.

I can’t emphasize enough how mediocre this KU basketball team is.

lol this basketball team has zero chance of doing anything in March

Of course the asshole kid in Goosebumps is a Mets fan.

Starting to feel like Shak Moore and Flory will ultimately decide how good #KUBB will be. Feel like we know what Zeke, Hunt, Juan, and KJ will give us. Moore and Flory (and one of Rylan and AJ) stepping up will really elevate us.

Have a lot of work to do. First I better watch this 10 minute video of Tommy Morrison boxing Razor Ruddock, two fighters I don’t care about in a sport I don’t care about.

I’m such a huge nerd that two separate people saw a fantasy map making kit online and bought it for me for Christmas.

Work and life got a little crazy so not as much reading as I usually do. Here are my 2024 stats.

Looking for #fantasy #recommendations. Just finished @rjbarker.bsky.social’s oeuvre. (Yes, I said oeuvre.) Loved everything by @mytholder.bsky.social and @phokion.bsky.social. Also big fan of @fondalee.bsky.social @brianstaveley.bsky.social and @robinhobb.bsky.social. Recommendations?

I’m sure I’ll get cooked for this, but I’ll be glad when the Dajuan Harris era is over.

Also, shout out to the audio version. Narrator is excellent. I like to get the ebook AND the audio book so I can listen when I can’t read.

These Kids Bop covers at the indoor play place fucking slap