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That new Bergerac thing looks absolutely awful.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

All this ‘not losing’ stuff is all rather unsettling. Makes you wonder what we’re being set up for. The Crown Paints Stadium perhaps?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why did Jake O’Brien look so pissed off after scoring?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Christ what is Beto up to?!?!? Three easy chances now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So it turns out he wasn’t on the bench. TalkSport had said he was. Proves how factually correct they are these days.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pep’s an utter crank. What’s the point in having Haaland on the bench and not putting him on when chasing a goal?!?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Only thing I can think off is that Young distrust his hips upwards stupidly. He would’ve got a pen just by falling. Didn’t need to throw himself like that.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t understand that at all. Football is shit today. I give up.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Daughter’s team were 4-2 up against top of the league and lost 5-4 this morning. At no point did I think Everton could keep a 2 goal lead…

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Oh Everton. Never change. 🤦🏻‍♂️

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What do the city of Liverpool think about Christine McGuiness by the way? I’m watching Hunted and have some STRONG opinions on her. Need to be careful if she’s as loved as someone like Cilla…

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Poor old Celtic. lol.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they keep on calling the train car park a “fan zone” and talking about putting food vans in and stage entertainment? Shirley once you get in your line you can’t move to go and get a burger, etc. stupid.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Just been to see that Captain America film (free tickets). Not brilliant but nowhere near as bad as people have made it out to be. Had some plot at least and wasn’t all CGI like some of that other multiverse nonsense.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

So Marseille won 5-1 today. And Neil Maupay didn’t even get onto the pitch off the bench. lol

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Told you.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments