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snorklife.bsky.social
I own a mansion and a yacht. CEO, New York Times bestselling author. Snorkeling enthusiast. He/him.
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happy hardcore history day to all who celebrate.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

i’m going to a poker game this week. so i’m practicing, and it’s such a shit tier game. i can’t even.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

i would scatter rose petals at the feet of Luigi Mangione, and place a crown of laurel on his head, but if he asked if i wanted to hang out, i’d say “no thanks man.”

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

death to tyrants. cheers to the fall of assad.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

i would just lie to my dog and tell him he won.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

@transform6789.bsky.social just heard your interview on dnr pod. Very good.

submitted 278 days ago • 1 comment

I just wanna remind everyone that it’s bullshit Charles Manson is remembered as a hippy and less so as a Nazi.

submitted 537 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of folks have ACAB in their bios but aren’t even ready to ruin a wedding for a bridesmaids who works in the federal prosecutor’s office.

submitted 546 days ago • 1 comment

I called a prosecutor for the DOJ a racist and it made my week.

submitted 548 days ago • 0 comments

The drunk girl in Casablanca is hotter than Ingrid Bergman and you can’t change my mind.

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

Love is… when your wife points out there is a lot of sediment in your glass before your drain it.

submitted 558 days ago • 0 comments

I made a quiche

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments