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Through various twists of fate I keep accidentally replacing my bedside phone cable with longer and longer versions to the point where it’s become utterly comical like it genuinely feels like a gag prop

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Ppl talk about “abscond” as a homestuck tell but I don’t think it’s that odd of a word. Abjure on the other hand I’m lowering my sunglasses and raising one eyebrow real high

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Some time in the winter of like 2018 I created a playlist called “terrible music to stave off death in the snow” and it’s evidently designed to like jar me awake if I lay down in a snowdrift and start to succumb to the Big sleep

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Some guy has been working here for hours because the roof is leaking and I feel bad for him of course but he is also the one who trapped me in the stairwell by parking his truck in front of the door

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Trapped in the back stairwell of my building how’s your weekend going

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the boys at my new convivence store are always asking me: "is that all?" and like yea i realize its not really fiscally responsible for me to buy 1 can of cherry pepsi at a time but we both have to accept that theres something wrong with me and just move on

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So stupid that I live in Canada but I speak English so we only have one word for snow when obviously there are many distinct types of snow that behave different

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Getting Canada vibes from horrid Netflix show and then tracking down the location on street view. Independent city market you cannot hide from me

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Writing is a very devious pursuit because starting is very easy and ending is quite easy and writing the middle is like being killed and attacked and tormented and clawed by beasts

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asking other people whether or not my characters are gay

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Ts2 rerelease do you think there’s people out there finding out about vidcund curious for the first time??? imagine a life without that stupid blond freak…

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Man on bus just said “you don’t have to be drunk to connect to the spirit of Newfoundland”

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I think this is a great angle. For years I’ve employed a “quantity gives way to quality” approach to writing. Some of the most slogful days produced crap. Others? Brilliant inspiration. Grinding is never without any value

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So not ONLY did they get rid of John hamm’s kept boy on the skip the dishes ads I just saw one of him flirting with the delivery guy??? The plot fucking thinnens

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Backseating my boss at work: what about PlayerPrefs

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there are only 3 kinds of game producers. i will not explain

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christa is also (along with being talented as hell) really nice!!! so get in touch!

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wednesday nights are for emailing the boys down at frito-lay to let them know they fucked up this bag of tositos rounds and oversalted them to all hell. and i;ve always said this.

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Im trying to read on the couch and Katie is like creating her own dj earworm track in the kitchen

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"crunchyrolls hacked" whatever. my password was pissfart. if you wanna watch seasonal animes on there thats your own problem to take up with god

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no more sad shit! switches off the sad song i had on repeat and turns on a different equally sad song

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Lots of people are impressed by my networking strat where I tell them my dream is to make a game where you kill people with hammers. and then I leave before getting anyone’s contact info

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Can’t listen to chemical brothers in the grocery store anymore I end up doing the Kubrick stare every time

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i have a confession to make which is that. at my big age of 29 i honestly lowkey thought under-eye circles were made up by the fanfic industrial complex but i just saw myself in the bathroom at work and gasped

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I use the word “vital” in my writing a lot to indicate something (usually someone) in a state of being very obviously alive, but but just hit me today that that reading is probably not coming across at all

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People talking about trying to get the Google AI shit turned off in docs. I think you’re fighting rats in the pit while a deadly miasma fills the place. How many rats you kill isn’t gonna help. The work you do will probably be online at some point, and it’ll be scraped.

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CREATIVE CONSTRAINTS ARE THE ONLY WAY I COULD DEAL WITH THE EXISTENTIAL TERROR OF BEING TOLD I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED WITH THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES BTW YOU SHOULD WISHLIST OUR COOL TMNT GAME store.steampowered.com/app/3229100/...

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Thus far I’ve only gotten people to read my body horror Romantasy book by explaining the big twist and while it’s worked pretty well god damn I want someone to read it unawares. I wish I could, honestly.

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I don’t think that coming up with lists of “good” authors helps anyone. on a very basic level: you have no way of knowing if that’s true about anyone.

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Julie had a good post about revising and it made me think of editing in general which to me is like cleaning my bathroom in that I enjoy doing it to other people and hate doing it when it’s my problem

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The fact that there are ads in the subway that tell me if it’s a full moon makes me feel like I’m in a sci fi novel aimed at teenagers

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They should do jurrassic park but with a Neanderthal. And I know they won’t because of ethics. Or whatever. But wouldn’t that rule

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Katie [shouting at me from the other room] [apropos of nothing l]: I will NEVER support a soy candle business

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Doing mouse precision training so I can be better at data entry

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Explain your username Im snot 👍

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I love when there’s a rat on tv and people are like omg! A rat from the sewer! And then they show you the healthiest rat you’ve ever seen. Rat who eats egg white omelettes type little guy

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There’s no JIRA I wish I could look at more than the sims team’s. I know it’s hell in there

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I spend my time on public transit mostly thinking about how many things I could unscrew with a nice wide flathead. Which is probably regular

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