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wtf man no i said james herbert #MDANT I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
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I hate when comedians try so hard to act like they’re “manly” and “traditionally masculine.” You do fucking spoken word theater you fucking dork

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The Government is considering allowing AI companies to freely use your works, unless you opt-out. This is unfair and unworkable. Now is your chance to tell them what you think! Submit a response to their AI consultation using the guidance below. www.alcs.co.uk/news/your-ri...

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ooooh I have a theory on that - I think a crucial difference between the centre left and centre right is that the former has more of a sense of where it stands ideologically and historically, eg away from wherever the Labour party is at that point in time, whereas the latter only ever tethers...

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splitting a thrice into three onces

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everyone knows one Nice Guy who later gets implicated in a resurfaced video from Johnny Borrell's hotel room circa 2006

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bumbling from room to room like a hopeful dog

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something just fell over loudly in another room, must remember to investigate this tomorrow or tuesday

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went to view a room in london it was just a mattress up a tree £950 p/w

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When she enters a room all her staff have to sing Rachel Reeves to the tune of Purple Rain you get one warning if you fuck it up and trust me no-one fucks it up twice

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please don't be alarmed if parts of me disappear and reappear during your stay, i inhabit space very unevenly. breakfast is between 7 & 9 in the dining room.

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you know how it's common to have electric wire to stop sheep wandering off? i found out a few months ago they're hardly ever turned on. all you need is a few sheep to know to stay away from it & the rest all copy. just two bits of wire they could easily step through. i think about this every day.

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why would this go any better than last time

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babe come over we're parading our inadequacies

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just want a woman who says can you adam and eve it every time they put 5p on a litre of vodka

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If you see a woman being funny on the internet you are allowed to just admire/share it, trying to show her you're funny too isn't compulsory

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just want a woman who'll teach me to levitate then carry me around on a string like a balloon

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So many people die, I wonder if I'll die too one day

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no wonder today's teenagers have poor mental health they've never known the joys of a cheque guarantee card

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the riddler is such a nuisance no wonder batman gets sad

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on my world they'd make you queen they're pretty dumb like that

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elon singing broken dick to the tune of broken wings

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oh great the woods are howling my name

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a spell to send you back to whatever wes anderson movie you crawled through from

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STOP reading books and START drinking paint

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crowdfunding my own assassin

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DOGE just called I have to remove any reference to a "swinging dingus" from my research paper or lose my funding

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(painting your portrait): i assume you want me to make the ears normal

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crackhead bungle

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1 like = 1 elderly neighbour i will swindle out of their life savings

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

icks £3 each or 4 for £10

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i wasn't speeding officer the guy in front had a huge magnet

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

christ i'd need a dick implant too

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just had a thought so powerful i almost blacked out

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

30% of every stephen king novel is him describing a woman's ginger hair or telling you what a forest looks like

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instinctively distrustful of people who use white bin bags

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All forms of media are dead. The number one source of entertainment is feeling the sublime sensation of a perfectly smooth pebble in one’s hands

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as someone who has known a lot of people who take their clothes off for political art, it's mostly just about taking their clothes off for almost all of them

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sighing look how they shackled luigi when i see a security tag on the nduja sausages

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HG Wells' full name is Hey Guys Wells

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hey i know her she's in my blowdart class

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my ex: hey what's that film we saw where a guy gets surprised by a dolphin and knocks himself unconscious and his girlfriend makes out with the paramedic me [sighing]: that was us lisa, that was us at seaworld

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hey i dunno what you said to that guy but thanks man i got all my underwear back 🙌

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