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i think the new Delta Force controversy very perfectly showcases that the arms race between anti-cheat developers and cheaters simply cannot be won, at least not without pissing off a majority of your playerbase the only solution is a return to server browsers and community moderation.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

i used to work at McDonald's around the time the Grimace shake came out and joked with my coworkers it was the blood of Grimace and the Big Mac was his body

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

having my stream split and go through the holes getting piss all over the floor

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

it's not a truck, it's a cry for help

submitted 95 days ago • 19 comments

some GM's in tabletop are worried about all their shit being original or trying to hide their influences, and they're all cowards. this enemy used acid to make a small hole in the wall they could shoot you through? why yes, I did start playing Rainbow Six Siege recently.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

you can no longer build a city on rock&roll, due to more strict zoning laws

submitted 95 days ago • 11 comments

man Magic The Gathering is such a baller game in terms of mechanics and had really cool lore especially in the Weatherlight years it's a damn shame Hasbro has just decided to turn it into the crossover machine to detriment of every other aspect of it

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

david attenborough narrating a documentary on the "dumbass"

submitted 95 days ago • 5 comments

If I called my dick Schrödinger's cat would you let me put it in your box to see if it survives

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

wow, nineteen million users on here. pretty amazing stuff. unfortunately can’t help but notice that you’re not all following me

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submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

we have reached the logical endpoint of this social experiment

submitted 96 days ago • 37 comments

Cops will stand outside a school with an active shooter for hours while children die but charge in to shoot a 2-month old infant with utmost haste. Simply an incredible ability to produce the worst possible outcome from any situation they insert themselves. kansascitydefender.com/justice/inde...

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down

submitted 97 days ago • 45 comments

[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? ☑️ Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? ☑️ Ross

submitted 96 days ago • 41 comments

every oped about people leaving twitter to other platforms are like “users want to escape being called a ‘secret transexual jew plotting to steal your children’, here’s how not subjecting themselves to that will backfire”

submitted 96 days ago • 27 comments

just beat Trepang2, did my play-through on Extreme since I'm decently good at F.E.A.R. gameplay is fun, it's got some problems (enemy reaction times are a bit too fast i think) but overall it's a decent spin on F.E.A.R's gameplay that said, every boss fight not named the Patriarch sucked ass

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)

submitted 96 days ago • 52 comments

nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.

submitted 98 days ago • 274 comments

bluesky seems a neat little site so far but no social media site can ever truly take off until you have a large influx of users with incredibly bad opinions

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments