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Wait one of elon's rockets blew up? Well now I've seen everything

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How about instead of Goosebumps, it's Boose Gumps, and they're all Forrest

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Big RIP to George Lowe, inspired me to do some truly dumb shit youtu.be/ZeKPKnmL0bo?...

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"One less bitch I gotta worry about" was always a great Dre line because it just so happened to be the bitch with 100% of the lyrical ability

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I basically can't believe how good Common Side Effects is

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I need to get back into shitposting youtu.be/ss2hH8JFs6Y?...

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Canadian Liberal leadership candidate accidentally says something cool, entire party falls all over itself to retract it

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I hope that lady from the Willy Wonka fiasco is doing alright these days

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You have to hand it to Daft Punk, they put out a single mid-tier album and said "ah merde better call it quits"

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It's absolutely fascinating to me that people are 100% ok with being illiterate

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People like to talk themselves out of doing extremely cool things because certain types have bodyguards. You know who usually doesn't have bodyguards? Bodyguards

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when i rented my first apartment in new york the landlord wanted like 60 times rent or something crazy so I photoshopped a photo of a bank account that said I had like 500k (I had 5k) and he rented us the spot no problem. landlords aren't the government its fine to lie to them, defraud them, etc

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Being depressed is very 2010, these days the cool kids are boiling with righteous fury

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When we first made this I was a little disappointed in how it turned out. I thought it was a little incoherent and I didn't really express what I wanted to. Whoops, looks like we were accidentally more on point than I thought! youtu.be/20daSl2jaFM?...

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In honor of the coming cultural zeitgeist may i recommend america start using the motto "ArBig Mac Fries"

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Big fan of ceasefires, personally

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Time for my favourite Led Zeppelin song, "My 14 year old girlfriend left me (women are evil)"

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New phrase to mumble at my cats when they're screaming for food just dropped

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Shouts out to Jimmy Carter; south american death squads weren't going to arm and fund themselves

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Oh, you think this guy is a cool hero? Well here's 20 photos of him looking regal and christlike while surrounded by thuggish, sneering mutants

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This one's for Luigi; When you're lovers in a dangerous time, you're often made to feel as if your love's a crime youtu.be/7IX4gWkFqvU?...

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What if it was The Bimboviet Union and they all had big awesome cans

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If you get mad about massive income inequality, the lack of consequences for elite institutions or individuals, or really about anything at all? Guess what, that’s Putin

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Build a bigger mt rushmore 5 miles away but it's luigi, chris dorner and aaron bushnell

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I have a sneaky suspicion that spotify is sticking 15 to 20 seconds of silence onto songs to get me to skip and hear more ads