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Fun fact: The voice of Chloe's dad in the "Octopus" episode from season 2 of Bluey is actually former Australian prime minister Harold Holt, who disappeared while swimming in rough conditions at Cheviot Beach, Victoria in December 1967. He was presumed dead, but his body was never recovered

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speaking of wrong rocks, this is one of my favorite art books: pleading letters from people who stole petrified wood from the Petrified Forest National Park and tried to mail it back after feeling that it cursed them, alongside macro pictures of petrified wood from the park's "Conscience Pile"

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Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?

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coming this holiday season

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It's wild that Albert Camus was so depressed and shit when he had such a nice wool coat

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Hey if you find yourself experiencing mental health, consider eating a sandwich about it. Just a tip from your old pal J. Hermann

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One thing you should know about me is that my tastes are extremely conventional. If a sandwich shop has something called "The Traditional" you know I'm getting that shit. Favorite type of herbs and spices? "All-Purpose Seasoning." Mm mm mmm

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if your gertrude is stein you're doing just fine if your gertrude is jekyll molasses and treacle for this joke to work it's crucial that you understand that garden designer gertrude jekyll's last name is pronounced that way

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Glad folks are finally noticing: Severance has some of the most eclectic and intentional car casting of any show currently on TV www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/...

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—I am listening to music again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember music, right? —Yeah. I listen to music every single day of my life —Do you? —Are you saying you don't listen to music? —What I'm saying I is built up a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell of podcasts

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No. Stop. I can't become a college of cardinals elections sicko on top of everything else

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I'm starting to think that repeatedly grooming NYC machine pols to be the next generation of Democratic congressional leadership was one of the great mistakes of the post-Citizens United era. Their loyalties are misplaced, their instincts unhelpful, & above all they are visibly, painfully soft

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white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

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this website is cool because I can post about how raising kids is hard sometimes and three people will comment on it supportively: Tim who I've known online for a decade, John Darnielle of the mountain goats, and an account I know only as "spite pigeon" who's actually really really nice

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possibly the greatest thread on this website

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this whole shop rules though innerdecay.com/products/xl-...

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Hey, if you're not sure what music to listen to, why not try The Mountain Goats™? The Mountain Goats™: Music to Listen To

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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One time I went to Portugal and I went on a boat

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ah yes, raspberry preserves, and they're from one of my favorite companies... Bone Mammon

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off the charts "mom said it's my turn with the Xbox controller" energy

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L is for the way you look at me U is you're the only one I see I is for I-talian G, it stands for Gunman I is I hope you're exonerated in the courts

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gonna make hats that say GLAD DAD. we're not all sad you know. well we are but

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thinking about the sailboat I saw one time called PONYO

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tire man big brand tire statue, van nuys, california, 1991

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Getting two swift technicals and an ejection when I heatedly dispute a ref's call. The courtside mics clearly pick up that I was aggressively shouting "woo woo woo woo" in the cadence of the original theme to HBO's White Lotus.

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both kids went to bed on time and slept all the way through the night and my heart containers all refilled like when you complete a shrine in BotW

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gonna make hats that say GLAD DAD. we're not all sad you know. well we are but

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it's so crazy that luigi mangione really is that hot. saw the first picture or two and was like "surely they just got a real dazzling angle of this guy" but no our proletarian folk hero is a legit smokeshow

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can’t stop thinking about the insouciant intersecting angle of his beloafered feet. leftistly

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"getting paid, baby. thats the best thing there is. cash money" - ishmael

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