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[To the tune of Hot To Go] R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me

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I wish the unusual whales account was about unusual whales

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I could never in a million years make up a better example of the state of liberalism and the modern Democratic party than this Biden envoy saying, 'The problem with the Trump administration is its tone. We could have done the same thing much quieter and through the proper channels.'

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Cuomo's reputation for "competence" is a totally imaginary media creation, designed to dupe liberals in a blue area into electing a conservative. His governorship was a series of embarrassing fuckups! Over and over! Didn't matter because media understood alternative to Cuomo would be a progressive

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As the weather warms up for the season across the northern hemisphere, here's an important and timely reminder: Whenever you see a boat, take a picture of it, post it and tag @socialistboat.dad

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George Michael Bluth gets a text from a number he doesn't recognize; his iPhone offers a suggestion: "Maybe: Maeby"

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I reiterate my call for a swarm of guys with bad haircuts and acronym windbreakers

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The Katy Perry spaceship reminds me of when Bezos sent William Shatner into space and all the reporters asked “hey how did you feel up there?!” and Shatner was like “horror and disgust…emptiness and profound dread at the infinite gaping maw” and then the reporters had to be like haha cool! Neat!

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some of y’all’s fathers didn’t join landmark forum after the divorce and it shows

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business idea: on-demand hyperlocal domestic forklift service to get my lazy ass off the couch

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God we are going to see so much of this.

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Katy Perry came back from space, saw the moon and immediately returned to earth and kissed the ground on her knees. Katy Perry, welcome to the fold of Islam, Alhumdulillah

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@boontavista.com anything to report here you think?

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slow news day

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I don't post as much about politics as I used to because a lot of my thoughts about politics these days boil down to "[terms of service violation] them"

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Responding to fascism with a marketing campaign. It might work!

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Vizier Beginning To Worry He May Have Connived A Little Too Cleverly

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BREAKING: Days after a Louisiana judge ruled that the deportation of Mahmoud Khalil can proceed, thousands are holding an emergency Passover Seder at the ICE headquarters in New York City, saying: If you come for one, you face us all.

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i get on the subway with my boombox and then pull out the melody computer from the melody computer containment receptacle. those who were not already groaning at my shit begin to do so

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Ritchie Torres is absolutely not going to save us, people, please try and be serious

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The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski

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i forgot to ever mention that i'm also doing a reprint of this shirt, that i made because i got nauseous at a planetarium it is somewhat permanently available now

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sliding the little indicator arrow on the wall from BEFORE TIMES to TIMES

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RIGHT NOW: Columbia physicians, nurses, researchers, & faculty are calling on the Board of Trustees to resist the Trump admin’s assault on students, research, teaching, and patients. @cuimcstandsup.bsky.social @aaupcu.bsky.social

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there's a website that I go on to make jokes like "falling on hard times? I'd rather fall on a soft mattress!!!" and a website where i go to learn about the worst people doing the worst shit, constantly, every day, and it's the same website. its like I do an open mic night at Ed Geins house

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radio station playing Rolling In The Deep... banger honestly... undeniable

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Weird day to be filling out passport applications for my two daughters

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Each day I am tormented by the fact that we have been bested by such pathetic and incompetent enemies

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Hey is that throughway a street yet? Nope. It's

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Hormbles Chormbles Hormbles Chormbles!!!! H O R M B L E S C H O R M B L E S www.eater.com/24408067/hor...

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thinking about how after William Shatner went to space he said "I wept for the Earth because I realized it's dying"

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Funniest name for an event in history has to be "Diet of Worms." Like. Don't eat those!

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my mother-in-law got me a nice planter of cactuses as a birthday gift and I keep it on my desk where I work and I appreciate it very much. also I have stabbed my hands on the spines 1-3x per day since acquiring it

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microdosing yard work as I WFH

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I slept plenty last night and I'm still in a bad mood this morning. Sleep is fake

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It's fun to hear like this type of guy and the entire Goldman Sachs analysis desk doing the @boontavista.com "do something" voice

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probably goes without saying but the trump physical is just that thing about fascists lying on purpose in obvious ways

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Kid in a 90s movie: I’m gonna hurl

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I love when I come across a new musical artist I like that I've never heard of and I check their discography and they've been making music for decades and winning awards and influencing people and collaborating all over the place and I just did not get the clue earlier. Anyway: check out Dan Mangan

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