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sockcop.rocks
100% cotton I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed Twitch.tv/sockcop
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When I really think about it, most things are kinda stupid.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The mail is expensive, but kinda cheap at the same time. I mailed a small thing today and it cost $5. I was expecting like $2. But it's going clear across the USA. If you handed me an envelope and said "Could you take this across the country? Heres $5" there's no way. But still. Ya know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You may remember me from TV's Law & Order, or from film roles in The Shawshank Redemption, Othello, and Pootie Tang. If you do remember, you are incorrect. I'm not in any of those things.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My friend said he has no attention span because one time he saw somebody start a speech by saying, "May I have your attention please?" and my friend didn't want to be rude so he gave it to them and they never gave it back. At least I think that's what he said, I wasn't really paying attention.

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This weeks email gimmick is out. It's got the deets about the big BenMonster crossover, and I ramble on about who knows what. Thanks for reading, and don't forget to eat your vegetables and whatnot! open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is gonna be a hoot, very excited for this one!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You really don't want to miss this one! Our new buddy @sockcop.rocks will join us for a very special episode of Tuesdays with BEN MONSTER.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Never forget that the racecar driver with the best/worst name ever Dick Trickle drilled a hole in his helmet so he could smoke while racing. Absolute legend.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I'm live on the twitch gimmick! www.twitch.tv/sockcop

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!) open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

After mostly recovering from whatever virus I caught, I'll be back live on Twitch tonight at 7pm central, if I can remember the right buttons to push. Join me for whimsy! discord.gg/kQSzY523?eve...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Come and hangout with us tonight.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

So what's the deal with the smurfs? Are they bugs or what

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Thanks so much @queengoldi.bsky.social for the raid on last night's stream! You're a gem and I appreciate you my friend 🙏

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Auctioning off my PERSONAL backpack that I used at Spencer's for many years (as seen in WILL WORK FOR VIEWS) - autographed by me! www.ebay.com/itm/13553110...

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Whenever someone says "go big or go home" I always go home.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

I'm live on the Twitch gimmick! Talking important topics like...umm...food and stuff probably. www.twitch.tv/sockcop

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe it's because I've been forced to watch it for 3 days straight, but Peppa Pig is one of the greatest shows of all time

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Hey, that's great. But who are the Chefs?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I miss this app called Landing that was super easy and fun to make digital collages with. They shut it down, but if you know of any similar apps let me know. Here's some of the priceless artwork I created.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment