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the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻

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Art by • CLAMP

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Excuse for new SK8 merch at TCC you say?

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How have I never done any merch of James Pleiades Hawkins what kind of sham life am I even living. God. I've never been so ashamed of myself.

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I switched to Muppet Treasure Island and could not figure out why it sounded weird, then realized everything was still in Spanish. That was my bad. >_>

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Anyone else periodically watching Book of Life in Spanish so they can hear Diego Luna talk (AND do his own songs) for an hour and a half? No? Just me? That's fine.

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The Unicorns and I are doing a mini stamp rally in Artist Alley in connection with our oceans party room, H2OwO. These little magnets will be going into the prize packs~

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you guys fucking ruin EVERYTHING nothing and no one is safe

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I love the X-Men and I guess Cyclops has always been my dude. Probably had more to do with Marvel Vs Capcom 2 and that one Konami X-Men arcade cabinet at the pizza joint I went to as a kid.

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Hey, softcenteregg🍳 here. Mostly I draw a lot of boys (often middle aged men) from like four fandoms. Shop is typically open 1-2 times per year. More about me (casual): softcenteregg.carrd.co OR find me other places: linktr.ee/softcenteregg this also works: www.softcenteregg.com 💛

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Vaguely more pirate than usual. Just a scribble because I overdid it earlier and I gotta finish a bunch of stickers tomorrow for work~ #bennbeckman

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Kasugai (Aichi Prefecture) city legislator Murakami Shinjirō referred to transgender legislator Kojima Sayuri as an "old dude" (ossan). She sued him for defamation. A Nagoya court ruled in her favor and ordered Murakami to pay out 170K yen ($1,170).

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Partial from a custom button. I was not expecting, but was pleased to get Harlock folks at CC this year. (Also Cosmo Warrior Zero specifically?!) We love to see it. 👏 #captainharlock

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I’ve been wanting to get back to traditional inking and my friends have been encouraging me to do so. Tombow pens are fun (also the pentel brush pen and microns heh).

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Found out I can rent goats to clear my yard out? Go figure.

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Had a super cute time at 🍋 @citruscon.bsky.social 🍋 this year! Thanks to everyone who stopped by my page or shop, as someone who rarely is open online, I really appreciate everyone's support. Closing will be tomorrow evening at 11:59PM CST to pack orders and prep inventory for CONvergence. 😘😘

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resolute.

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Closing tomorrow night! My online shop will not be open again until the fall/winter (and even that’s a real 50/50). Thank you for your support, as always! 💛💛💛

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resolute.

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Little microfiber of Hank comin this spring~ #xmen #hankmccoy

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Best girl Rogue. I'm trying to prove to myself that I still can draw girls lmao #xmen #rogue

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Slutty Gambit microfiber cloth time. I did work on the too many horses Origins pages. Good Egg. I did also forget to eat. Bad Egg. #xmen #remylebeau #gambit

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I was NOT cool enough to draw Ororo tonight, so it's just more Kurt. He and Rogue have similar color palettes, cause ya know, Mystique mom. How many microfiber cloths are too many... 🤔 #xmen #kurtwagner #nightcrawler

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More long hair Logan scribbles, this time with solidly more accessories and tattoos. I have completely lost the plot at this point.

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Ya know, that’s it. It’s 2025, what do I care. I’m going back to #bennshanks. (All of these are sketches from a while back, that I never cross posted.)

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I forgot I preordered him lmao

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My Wind Breaker furin charms are also available for sale now, it’s a limited run and one of the parts is rare, so I may not ever make more. But! I have Sakura, Nirei, Suo, Sugishita, and Umemiya and all come with a little bell for correct furin vibes. 🎐

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Managed to do a little scribble of a modernAU!Speedwagon~ I want him to have the biggest hair. #roberteospeedwagon #jjba

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More sketchbook doodles - modern!Hisoka and Chrollo My hands and wrists are slowly closing in on at least 90%, and then it's back to business. Cheers friends~ #hunterxhunter #chrollo #hisoka

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I never posted stamp rally DIO from Anime Detour! (He possibly was drawn very last minute in like two hours. Oops.) #jjba #DIO

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These, for better or worse ARE now up for sale in my shop until Monday 😆😆

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Shop is open! There are a bunch of new items and customs will go live this evening. I will probably not have another shop opening for a while, so check it out while you can. If there is anything you've seen on socials or want a print of that is not listed hmu, not everything is posted.😘

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Reno did you just catch your large middle aged monster boyfriend from a free fall? 👀

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the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻

Art by • CLAMP

Excuse for new SK8 merch at TCC you say?

How have I never done any merch of James Pleiades Hawkins what kind of sham life am I even living. God. I've never been so ashamed of myself.

I switched to Muppet Treasure Island and could not figure out why it sounded weird, then realized everything was still in Spanish. That was my bad. >_>

Anyone else periodically watching Book of Life in Spanish so they can hear Diego Luna talk (AND do his own songs) for an hour and a half? No? Just me? That's fine.

The Unicorns and I are doing a mini stamp rally in Artist Alley in connection with our oceans party room, H2OwO. These little magnets will be going into the prize packs~

you guys fucking ruin EVERYTHING nothing and no one is safe

I love the X-Men and I guess Cyclops has always been my dude. Probably had more to do with Marvel Vs Capcom 2 and that one Konami X-Men arcade cabinet at the pizza joint I went to as a kid.

Hey, softcenteregg🍳 here. Mostly I draw a lot of boys (often middle aged men) from like four fandoms. Shop is typically open 1-2 times per year. More about me (casual): softcenteregg.carrd.co OR find me other places: linktr.ee/softcenteregg this also works: www.softcenteregg.com 💛

Vaguely more pirate than usual. Just a scribble because I overdid it earlier and I gotta finish a bunch of stickers tomorrow for work~ #bennbeckman

Kasugai (Aichi Prefecture) city legislator Murakami Shinjirō referred to transgender legislator Kojima Sayuri as an "old dude" (ossan). She sued him for defamation. A Nagoya court ruled in her favor and ordered Murakami to pay out 170K yen ($1,170).

Partial from a custom button. I was not expecting, but was pleased to get Harlock folks at CC this year. (Also Cosmo Warrior Zero specifically?!) We love to see it. 👏 #captainharlock

I’ve been wanting to get back to traditional inking and my friends have been encouraging me to do so. Tombow pens are fun (also the pentel brush pen and microns heh).

Found out I can rent goats to clear my yard out? Go figure.

resolute.

Closing tomorrow night! My online shop will not be open again until the fall/winter (and even that’s a real 50/50). Thank you for your support, as always! 💛💛💛

resolute.

Little microfiber of Hank comin this spring~ #xmen #hankmccoy

Best girl Rogue. I'm trying to prove to myself that I still can draw girls lmao #xmen #rogue

Slutty Gambit microfiber cloth time. I did work on the too many horses Origins pages. Good Egg. I did also forget to eat. Bad Egg. #xmen #remylebeau #gambit

I was NOT cool enough to draw Ororo tonight, so it's just more Kurt. He and Rogue have similar color palettes, cause ya know, Mystique mom. How many microfiber cloths are too many... 🤔 #xmen #kurtwagner #nightcrawler

More long hair Logan scribbles, this time with solidly more accessories and tattoos. I have completely lost the plot at this point.

Ya know, that’s it. It’s 2025, what do I care. I’m going back to #bennshanks. (All of these are sketches from a while back, that I never cross posted.)

I forgot I preordered him lmao

My Wind Breaker furin charms are also available for sale now, it’s a limited run and one of the parts is rare, so I may not ever make more. But! I have Sakura, Nirei, Suo, Sugishita, and Umemiya and all come with a little bell for correct furin vibes. 🎐

Managed to do a little scribble of a modernAU!Speedwagon~ I want him to have the biggest hair. #roberteospeedwagon #jjba

More sketchbook doodles - modern!Hisoka and Chrollo My hands and wrists are slowly closing in on at least 90%, and then it's back to business. Cheers friends~ #hunterxhunter #chrollo #hisoka

I never posted stamp rally DIO from Anime Detour! (He possibly was drawn very last minute in like two hours. Oops.) #jjba #DIO

These, for better or worse ARE now up for sale in my shop until Monday 😆😆

Shop is open! There are a bunch of new items and customs will go live this evening. I will probably not have another shop opening for a while, so check it out while you can. If there is anything you've seen on socials or want a print of that is not listed hmu, not everything is posted.😘

Reno did you just catch your large middle aged monster boyfriend from a free fall? 👀

Movie poster for Wes Anderson’s ‘Isle of Dogs’ by the indubitably great Katsuhiro Otomo.

God I should do some Hellraiser fanart.

FP gets added to a LOT of block lists, but check just in case~ 💛💛