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total Captain Haddock cultural victory

the same applies for being the networking guy at a company

the existence of Magic the Gathering implies the existence of Magic the Scattering

secret identity would like you all to know that submissions are open for the eleventh workshop on language-theoretic security langsec.org/spw25/ we look forward to your weirdest machines!

the vibe of these Ominous Blue Canisters and the cursedly aged tubing connecting them to these hapless washers is impeccably cursed i will not elaborate. "the canisters have parasitized the washers, they have latched on and are injecting blue slime into the washers via their probosces"

everyone talks about the arrow in the Fedex logo but what about the H (as in Hotel) in the Marriott "M"?

Congratulations on being over capacity, @bsky.app! A throwback to a bygone era, updated for our new home, made by me as requested by @edfff.com.

why am i getting a continuous stream of follows here despite not having poasted in months

bsky is the methadone of twitter ngl the fact that the feed isn't as compelling is kind of a feature, not a bug although I do wish more of my friends were here

a fun fact to know is that the paper that originally kicked off this bullshit statistic was written by someone who hates cats and was convicted of trying to kill her neighborhood cats with rat poison www.latimes.com/archives/blo...

how's bluesky these days

IT’S THE LAW

i learned that the boeing term for the 737’s asymmetric engine inlet is the “hamster pouch”

If I’m an asshole to the right people, the world will finally work right - impulses of the defiled

where do younger millennials go to retire asking for a friend

tired: gun-launched ATGM wired: gun-launched ASAT

I did not realise that ActivityPub was this fragile: > Unfortunately, when an instance suspends another instance, all follow/follower relationships are immediately broken and aren't recovered by un-suspending, so you will have to find and re-follow your connections there.

Notice how all the bananas are oriented counter-clockwise. A lot of folks try to build their banana nest with layers that alternate direction, but that’s an amateur mistake you only make once.

if you’re planning to impregnate your phone you better hurry up