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I don't even know any more. Mediocre white man, for sure.
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Rewatching The Handmaid's Tale on Hulu and you cannot convince me that Jezebel's isn't a converted Cheesecake Factory

It's really sad that the US is dying the same death as KB Toys, Toys R Us, and Sears. We're literally just a brand now, getting picked apart by private equity until hollowed out and unsupportable.

There's a meteor heading near earth in the early 2030s and there's, like, a 3% chance it could hit us, and I pray every day that the probability of that increases 'cause I can't take this shit anymore lol

Anyone know where I can get some leftist workout clothing, particularly performance or wicking tops (tank or sleeveless)?

Rewatching The Handmaid's Tale before the final season streams and, yeah, white liberal woman have meme-ified it and the last few seasons weren't great, but that first season is still stunning.

Lmao

I...wait...

Can't fool me, this is Tim Misney (and he'll make them pay)

This last episode of Severance feels like an homage to The Sopranos' "Pine Barrens" - and what an episode it was. The swings this show is taking so early in it's 2nd season is something to behold...

Been blocking SOOOO many people on all my socials who are using the continued Palestinian genocide as an opportunity to "dunk" on voters who opted to not cast their vote for Democrats. Soulless and vile.

If ever we needed that "people dying in threes" thing to happen , and expe-fucking-diciously. ..

Billie Eillish fans crashing out over Cowboy Carter getting the AOTY Grammy need to calm the fuck down, jfc

I really need fewer people in power saying that the current 'administration' (derogatory) can't do the things they're currently doing because it's "illegal", and more people in power actually FUCKING STOPPING THEM. Wtf?!

They were selected not for their policital or technical accumen, but because these are the types of boys that that emotionally and intellectually stunted freak yearns to be fawned over by.

Janelle Monae singing along with Chappel Roan 🥰🥰🥰

Sabrina Carpenter was easily the weakest nominee in that category, wtf?? 😭😭

FUCK YEAH DOECHII!!

Sabrina Carpenter showing some charm during her performance, but the vocals are wholly unremarkable. You could put any vocalist in there and it would be fine.

This Billie Eillish performance is a bit of a snooze 😭😭

On top of all of this truly horrifying and terrifying shit we also have to suffer the indignity of saying "DOGE" every time we find out about which 22-year-old that wears a bowtie is currently deleting people from social security based on how "based their vibe is"

"Say goodbye to me now and leave before I wake up" is still the most gut-wrenching line of all time for me. Sobbed for days.

I agree that the thought of Schumer being busy doing important things is hilarious.

It's so fucking embarrassing that other countries have to do the work out own "opposition" party is supposed to be doing. Useless. Never voting for them again.

This could have been written today, though, which is almost shocking

First time watching 12 Angry Men, and the extreme closeups on Juror #9 crack me up -- I don't know why.

I am having trouble regulating my moods because everything is simultaneously so terrifying and so stupid.

So, Trump very clearly has Oppositional Defiant Disorder, yes?

I really need there to be fewer dipshits in this world that blame every catastrophe on DEI. Literally the most vile, incurious people on the planet.

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

SCOTUS gave POTUS carte blanche as long as whatever was done was an official act as POTUS, and Biden just sat on his hands til his term ended while Trump has issued a literal tsunami of EOs in his first week. Democrats are so fucking useless, man ...

Seeing how national Democrats are dealing with Trump explains a lot about how they managed to lose to Trump

Spoiler for today's NYT Connections, but I'm cracking up over this connection in particular:

I heard about most of the new cast of Severance, but none of the articles mentioned Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, which is sad because he's SUCH an underrated actor....

Stg, every vile, repulsive, and sociopathic take I see on Twitter comes from a poster that has some kind of tech in their bio - what the actual fuck is going on in those spaces, jfc....

I immediately wondered why this guy didn't do the millennial/gen z heart hands thing if he truly meant "my heart goes out to you." But we know. We know.