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If anyone's reading this, I just want to say that I don't defend Nintendo because I think they're innocent; I defend them because they're the only games I have enjoyed recently. And without them, I would have nothing to do because nothing else in my life is enjoyable. I wish this wasn't the case.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

PLEASE TELL ME WE HAVENT SEEN KOIZUMI IN 2 YEARS BECAUSE HES WORKING ON THE NEXT 3D MARIO! I'M SCARED! HE'S BASICALLY THE IWATA OF MARIO!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry but I've gotta say.. I'm kind of excited to see Nintendo Treehouse play the Jamboree "DLC".

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I 100% agree that the Switch 2 welcome home game should be free, but if it is only $10 and not $50+, then that does make me feel better about it.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

What if it was all a dream?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out the game prices for switch 2 games in my country is still less than 70USD (about 68.5), wont brag this time tho, I feel bad.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo is in a weird spot because Corporation wise it is the worst it's ever been (Potentially because of Trumps Tariffs) But game wise is just as good as it's ever been.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The blockade was because they finished Mario Bros Circuit and was driving to the next race.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I need to calm down, the GAMES could still be cool. plus the Talking Flower and old characters returning is good against the Mario Mandates.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Unless: The Mii limit increases The shop actually DOES have music They lower the price of games They Release an actually good game I give up on Nintendo

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Furukawa is dead to me.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

All that wait for a soulless, expensive piece of plastic.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo was the only thing that gave my life meaning. I genuinely don't know what to do with myself.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The Switch 2 Direct to me was like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, watch it the first time and you'll be disappointed, watch it AGAIN and you'll really enjoy it. I still hope the next Mario game doesn't look too cartoony, like odyssey but with better visuals.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

For April Fools Day, The Onion should have shown real news.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Me when someone doesn't care about the Tomodachi Life or Rhythm Heaven reveal.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I shouldn't worry so much about the new Tomodachi Life because even if they remove some content, they'll still add new content and be filled to the brim with stuff to do.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Their Voices They're Miis They're throwing PNGs TOMODACHI LIFE IS BACK!

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Fun Fact: Jerma has streamed 16 times this month so far, the most since January of 2020, over 5 years ago!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Jiggy

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Bush stared in disbelief Obama stared down Putin Trump stared at the sun

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never look at reactions and/or analysis of Nintendo games ever again.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I was watching a YouTube video when the person started mentioning ghosts. I said to myself, "I don't believe in ghosts." I turned around and flipped off the wall behind me, and when I turned back to my PC, I saw a shadow to my left. My bad, bro.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I'm pretty sure I'm late in every country but HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMAN'S DAY!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Someone has to have made a Metallica song but "Everyone is Lars" and it's just every instrument slightly out of sync of each other.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My abomination.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't say "drifted"

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

"Nobody even thought about what I was wearing until you brought it up."

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Fox News had a fox this whole time, it was the tricksters who work there.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

"This, is Crack" - Peewee Herman

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

(UNFINISHED) chart I'm making featuring every character (That I could find an image of) since 01, to once again show the Mandates and how they affected the quantity and maturity of characters. Bluesky won't let me make the image any higher in quality I'm afraid.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I get that Nintendo isn't as good as it used to be but just let me enjoy them, I have nothing else.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I wish restraining orders worked like forcefields, if they get pushed against a wall and explode, that's fine.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

There are two features that will most likely not be in Dying Light: The Beast that I will miss from the first game. -Not every character having an American accent -Piss Filter

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I've reached the point where the random hairs on my face are still connected to my head.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

When you compare Kevin Afghani's Mario to Charles's, you need to be aware that you're comparing a near 70-year-old to someone born after Mario 64. Plus, we haven't had the energy Afghani has since GameCube.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

To anyone annoyed about Nintendo increasing game prices from 60 to 70 dollars, 70-dollar games now would have only been 54 in 2017. If Nintendo kept their prices consistent with inflation, they would cost 77 dollars.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I'm the type of person who, if I could play guitar, would try to play riffs that wouldn't make my hands look dumb.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The only negative side of triangle-cut sandwiches is the crust-to-bread ratio on the corners is terrible.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Just know I can and will change drastically from funny to political depending on my current mood.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Trump firing air traffic control staff after the crashes is like saying "hmm, this dough is a bit hard.... BETTER ADD MORE FLOUR!"

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments