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solomongeorgio.bsky.social
comedian. writer. known hater.
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As Newsom and others capitulate to right wing framing on the issue of trans athletes, let's remember what real messaging, real movements, real leadership looks like. It's saying what needs to be said: trans people are people. youtube.com/shorts/c67pq...

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

It’s like no one even wants to be chill anymore, like why can’t we take a group nap?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Spot the difference.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Couldn’t fathom a reality where I would want that gravel mouth to fuck nothing else but me.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

JD Vance looks like someone put eyeliner on a canker sore.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Rude that we’re on the verge of a recession when my ass couldn’t possibly get any thicker.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Starting my day with Costco pizza because I want to earn my nap.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s easy to be nice but it’s fun to be mean. And I’m a fun time girl.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

F*** the one percent.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Nazi salute is such loser behavior. It’s putting your hand out for a hi-five and no one slaps it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not gonna hold your dirty hands when I say this, turning another billionaire into a hero for practically doing nothing isn’t going to fix this situation. Especially Mark Cuban.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I would like a less crazy reason to shop at Costco. I was gonna go regardless.

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Get tickets to NEW WORLD DISORDER, my new show at The Ice House in Pasadena. This month we've got these crushers @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social, @jennyyangtv.bsky.social, @solomongeorgio.bsky.social, and mah haasband @mattlieb.bsky.social. Clicky here: www.showclix.com/event/the-ic...

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

If you’re in LA…come see me live.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I wrote this 500 years ago.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Just a handy reminder that anyone trying to convince you a nazi salute isn’t a nazi salute is also a nazi. No need to debate the semantics of hate. They want you hung up on the minutiae instead of the bigger fight.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Gone too late.

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

It’s crazy that we’re already ten years into 2025

submitted 58 days ago • 8 comments

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

submitted 90 days ago • 382 comments

If you recommend “killing them with kindness”, I want to see the bodies. I wanna see the corpse murdered with a smile. Until then, I’m gonna keep slaughtering them with cunt.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

There’s too many people in the left lane without left lane ambition. The left lane is for vigilantes, criminals, and deviants. Baby bird, stay in the right lane with all the other bumper cars. The left lane is big bitch territory.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Whomever invented this seal: you better hope hell isn’t real.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

As a comedian, if someone asks me if I’m going to put them in a bit, I always say yes. Then I invite them to a show. But it’s only me on stage with no audience. They approach the only chair in the room. As soon as they sit, I begin to sing Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire” perfectly.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

I hope the only thing left of our society are dating apps and that future generations think we were fluent in sarcasm.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Like my mother always said, “Don’t you ever quote me, bitch.”

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

My first post is gonna be an old tweet of mine: If being gay was a choice, I’d choose to be gayer.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment