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solvatochrome.bsky.social
half dyke half fag full throttle 31, massachusetts, artist
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Due to an oversight in the code of Super Mario Advance, it is possible for the slot machine at the end of a level to award the player humorous amounts of lives, like "B0UP", "D0UP", "G0UP" or even "P0UP". Please note that "S0UP" is unfortunately impossible.

is that good

thank you bill keating for finding your spinal vertebrae

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Happy 311 day, my favorite 311 related story was doing twitch rivals for Dota Autochess way back when wearing the Investigate 311 hat from Eric Andre show

if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.

charcoal does nothing for me, but i would absolutely eat like an 8b pencil lead. it's so buttery. it's so deluxe. it's like oreo flavored. it's so softtttttttttttttttttttt i need to eat the drawing pencil lead

rj city is tony khan's most brilliant and lucrative hire and not enough people see that

my classmates basically held me at gunpoint and threatened my life if i don't submit the self portrait to the gallery judges lmao

we're gonna have swerve as world champion again soon and everything will be fine again. i'm sure that both swerve and hangman having big storyline pushes won;t mean anything down the line. surely they wont have any issues.

Twitter comes back . every tweet on the site is a picture of elon hanging from the ceiling, dead. wearing the wario hat he wore at snl to celebrate mario day

Kennys and Takeshitas gear was inspired by the manga series Hajime No Ippo. Wonderful. #AEWRevolution #AEW credit: haoming_mask

self portrait in gouache

This is me! I’m still washing grey paint out of my ears but it was all worth it.

spring break in about a week, i will have time to redye my hair

i was PISSED when we got assigned a self portrait painting, i struggled endlessly trying to pick a design and color palette, then finally just chose a more simple design now i'm like 75% done and its some of the best work i've ever done i think

REPO took lethal company's good formula and made it as tight and funny and scary as possible and its PERFECT

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

has Nintendo gone too far

first time ever! Zach Sabre Jr faces off against Kidd Bandit at EFFY's BIG GAY BRUNCH X Las Vegas! April 19 2025 11amPST Pearl Theater at the Palms Resort Vegas! get tickets now! https://www.ticketmaster.com/game-changer-wrestling-effys-big-gay-las-vegas-nevada-04-19-2025/event/1700623CA9DC12A6

Holy shit are we fucked, pack it in.

I can’t wait for people in ten years to say of their gleeful transphobia today that it was a different time, same as the people who abused us in the 80s, 90s and 00s said ten years ago

I am gay

i'm just bringing my fuckin laptop to typology today, i cannot fuck with the macs in the lab. i hate macintosh fuckin computers. they are so backwards. i dont care what the industry standard is. the industry standard is fucking trash

🥳 #AEWDynamite 🤼

Sketch work #aew #harleycameron

i wore this outfit again yesterday so lets just pretend i did my makeup and looked this good again

Goodbye. @timhortons.bsky.social

Calling is important Keep the pressure up

its just so annoying bc so many fucking people saw all this coming, for years and years, and yet here we are regardless

ProPublica looked into science grants that Ted Cruz's team flagged as "radical" and "neo-Marxist" and, uh. This would be good comedy if it didn't matter so much www.propublica.org/article/ted-...

maybe honey saw how much fun bandit was having being the cuddliest little baby puppy on earth and she will be like "maybe i'll try that one" and snuggle with me againnnnn

they put shaq in the cube and drove him away so far away

Four years ago tonight Jade Cargill & Shaquille O'Neal defeated Cody Rhodes & Red Velvet! Shaq was put into an ambulance but then disappeared... There was never any follow up to this match or Shaq's disappearance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYih... #AEWDynamite #CodyRhodes #prowrestling #wrestling

Our set from Magfest has been officially mixed and uploaded. Thanks to everyone who came to the show!

america is a stain on this beautiful planet, man