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my boy waynejeff the california surfer: sun rise til sun down i will always be surfing girl: Thats so beautiful...Hey do you want to grab a drink ? my boy waynejeff the california surfer: surf board the law girl: What ? my boy waynejeff the california surfer: surf board the only law of our world

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a huge scimitar

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I came up with a new kind of stew. It’s called mountain stew and the tagline for it is “do the stew”.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. We know you have been studiously tracking our menu options but your all labor has been for nothing. Listen. Listen or you'll just waste more of your precious life

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

I love my gut biome

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

you dropped this king 🥨

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Gordon went from ‘this is irresponsible’ to ‘good luck, son’ in record time

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

started reading the dark tower series... next up, the dark tower part two: the drawing of the three. really looking forward to the part where they draw the three

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I had a short lived stint in the circus as The Exploding Freak before dying immediately

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

submitted 16 days ago • 23 comments

Me: you know they used to kill horses for glue? Friend: no way [flashback to 1953] Farmer: [cocks gun] Horse: [holding tube of Elmer's] no I need this for my crafts

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

Men scared to moan in their girls ear like [The Tower] while I’m in my girls ear like [The Hanged Man]

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i didn't have to get killed by a newly empowered and trump backed russia but them's the breaks

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I love your pond, who’s your scum guy

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

he died the same way he lived, on purpose

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Interviewer: It says here that for the last 6 years you've piloted and controlled the left arm of the Globo MechaZord? Me: That's correct. Interviewer: Impressive. So you've wielded the Righteous Zword? Me: actually, the MechaZord is right handed. Interviewer: hmmm. so that's a no then.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

well its happened. theyve changed me into a stone. i live on the ground now with the grass and the low creatures. it should have always been this way

submitted 30 days ago • 15 comments

me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

submitted 38 days ago • 20 comments

they got me with a beam

submitted 275 days ago • 4 comments

me in the trenches of greenland fighting genetically engineered trumperican arctic troopers in 2026

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

You was in the club without clarity of purpose

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

The Beatles (in 1960): We’ll be called The Beatles Me (stepping out of a time machine): You’re going to become the most famous band in the world ever The Beatles: We’ll spend five minutes thinking of a better name

submitted 42 days ago • 38 comments

> monster butter sculptures > scary butter sculpture > scariest butter sculpture of all time > somatic relaxation exercises > normal butter sculptures

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

i don’t trust you man. you look like shit. you look. Like you got a lever in your house. opens a door to more house.

submitted 43 days ago • 8 comments

If I was a tree, I'd lie down sometimes. I'd be like "I know it's against the rules, but...”

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

gandalf: shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste shadowfax: holds up a dictionary with its front hooves i can't read

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

My new dog Ragnor, who I found in a meteorite, keeps waking me up at 3am demanding boron and telling me "preparations are underway" without elaborating further

submitted 45 days ago • 23 comments

ok hear me out. a horror book where the end twist is that the protagonist is a nudist and has been naked the whole time!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody expects……the skull!!!!!!

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

everything's coming up milhouse on twitter

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments