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Replying “UNSUBSCRIBE” to the family group chat keeps ‘em on their toes.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s currently 85 degrees inside my apartment. At 1:20 am. I have my a/c set to 62. Please send cool thoughts my way. There’s a good chance I’m not gonna find sleep.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

And I’ll say it again: Chet Holmgren has the most punchable face in the NBA.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Meh. That game… You have to have more than one guy.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

FUCK

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

For all of my friends who don’t understand Wisconsin weather… three days ago it was 60 degrees.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I know it’s Tuesday but come ON. Why isn’t this re-sealable.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Alright. If this was the other app I could @ the brand Colgate and ask them what sort of monster decided this product shouldn’t be re-sealable… someone that’s better at this site than me (everyone) tell me how to yell at brands.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

mass protest is not the right way to oppose fascism. the right way to oppose fascism is to shake your head and say “no thank you” whenever a fascist offers you some fascism

submitted 16 days ago • 82 comments

Being friends with me is a real treat.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

HOLY HELL LET’S GO KNICKS.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not trying to be annoying. It’s just who I am.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

It’s “ATM Machine,” and “PIN number,” but worse.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

When did people start saying “true fact?” Facts, by definition, are true. Or “self-identify.” Yeah, my guy: if you identify with something it’s you who identifies with it. You can just say “identify.” Idk why it annoys me so much, but it does.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Please stop pretending “no tax on cash tips” is going to significantly impact your life… The other shit?? It absoLUTELY will.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I might actually vomit this Knicks game is so fucking stressful.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

As a person I have a lot to be ashamed about: buying an entire rotisserie chicken with the express intent of eating the whole thing by myself isn’t one.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

PSA: to “self-identify” is the same thing as “to identify with.” Just another example of Big Hyphen hijacking the English language.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Ok but what if this was my entire tinder profile.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I’m in my “Schrödinger’s Cat as it applies to interpersonal relationships” era.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you say a thing and a bar owner writes it on the wall 🤣

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Actually it’s a wonder any of us can communicate at all

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

Lmao did a Republican write this.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I’m here for aerodynamic Jokić. #coolhaircutbro

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao not Tatum injuring himself.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This game is gonna end me.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Pete. That’s my Best tweet.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

The nba is wildin rn

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry but Chet Holmgren has the most punchable face in the NBA. College? It’s Hunter Dickinson. Tell me I’m wrong.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Not me bartending and some dude saying “you can use your finger” and without thinking about anything at all my mouth went “fuck my finger. Imma use my tongue.” Friends. There isn’t a hole deep enough in which to bury my shame.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments