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somemarkfarrell.bsky.social
Involved with a couple things you might have seen on (Canadian) tv. Posts do not reflect the views of my employer. Self-employed.
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Forever 21 out of business, 23andme going bankrupt…hope 22 minutes is okay!!

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Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game theonion.com/make-a-...

submitted 14 hours ago • 32 comments

I’m not dancing on PP’s political grave yet (though I’m learning some new steps). A month to go is a long time electorally.

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Sorry we can't respond to your emergency, all our officers are providing a human shield to a large inventory of unwanted cars.

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Duke University whining about its portrayal in White Lotus is so on brand it should show up in the next season of White Lotus as another accurate depiction.

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Man, the season opener of Blue Jays in 30 was really underwhelming. Most of the same old characters doing the same old things. No new storylines. And I don’t trust these showrunners.

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Hey Halifax, anyone know if we are still going to have Bridge Cops now that tolls are gone? Did the Bridge Cops have their own Robbery Division, or their own Internal Affairs? What will happen to the Bridge Cop tanks?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hey give credit where it’s due: Merrick Garland is the first AG to be just as effective out of office as they were in office!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe I’m an outlier on this but maybe in Halifax all police vehicles should be tanks and only tanks. Tanks parked at speed traps, or involved in chases, or simply patrolling the streets. Just tanks.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

hey guys, it's my first day on the job as Signal's newest privacy manager, now to take a big sip of water and turn on notifications

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

Did Jeff Goldberg even say thank you?

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans

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“Sometimes I ask myself, is everyone else on the bombing Yemen group chat except me?”

submitted 6 days ago • 329 comments

Nothing annoys a pendant like a typo.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

I get the sense that before the Trade War most of these retail stores were Ashamedly Canadian.

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It used to be you only needed fuck off money. Now you need can afford to live in a dystopian nightmare money.

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Gotta admire the commitment of the person with a VLT playlist.

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“Pair with Boiled Raccoon” 😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The transfer of power from one Prime Minister to another after a leadership vote can be confusing. Before the new leader can assume the office, the Governor General (pictured below) must first prepare their rocking chair.

submitted 20 days ago • 36 comments

Anyone remember the correct wording of the Margaret Smith joke: My brother only had one hand. He lost a game of “I bet you can’t cut off my hand”. She had (has) a wonderful deadpan delivery.

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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. And I'd like to start the night by saying that I'm a little disappointed to see so many new faces here.

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

Three years ago, I asked out my crush. Last week, I asked her to marry me!!! ❤️ And dang, that's a no BOTH times!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

I’m by no means the arbiter of this but I can see within a couple of hours of the Best Actress Oscar being awarded that lots of different people could more or less simultaneously come up with the “it’s like the Substance in real life” take. At this point though? C’mon, do a little search first.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

“But they were lied to!” We were ALL being lied to, and it wasn’t that hard to figure out.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just because I want people who voted for Evil last time to not vote for Evil next time doesn’t mean I will ever have sympathy for people who voted for Evil in the hopes that it would only be visited on others.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Gosh Wayne, I’m sorry if your support for and friendship with a filthy rapist racist has meant that you’ve had to read some mean social media comments about you. My profound sympathies and of course, thoughts and prayers.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

what kind of shithole party boos Zelensky and cheers the Tate brothers

submitted 30 days ago • 335 comments

CBC should’ve cut O’Leary off right there, *if* they had to have him on at all. It’s racist as hell. When our strategic and trading partner Mexico is also under attack from Trump how about we don’t use their currency as a slur on our national broadcaster? And, yes the Globe’s straw manning here.

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t think Rodgers will go to any team with an HC who can stand up to him. #NFL

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

White Lotus: Truro

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Road Warrior except Max drives a truck he thinks is full of road salt as a decoy, while the real supply of road salt is smuggled out in the other direction. #halifax

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Got fired from my sales job at the knick knack shop because I was too upfront with the customers about how the curios would enact ironic punishments on them befitting their character flaws. That and I was stealing printer paper

submitted 39 days ago • 10 comments

Does everything have to be corporate? How much did Amazon pay for the naming rights of that giant river in South America?

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My latest Op-Ed for the New York Times: The SNL 50 special didn’t contain all the exact sketches and moments that were precious to me personally. Here’s why that’s a problem for Democrats in 2026.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

no more breaking news, put it back together

submitted 39 days ago • 11 comments

It’s all right to, when you come up with a ‘gag’, do a quick search to find out if roughly a billion people have already done the bit. I just did this, sparing my 200+ followers from my Justin Tucker to the Cleveland Browns opus, and instead giving them this self-aggrandizing humblebrag.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Rich people should complain more there’s not enough of that

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

If it goes without saying, then how about don’t say it.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

New guidance from HHS: cities should replace fluoride in water supply with asbestos.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

BOSS: who is working the morning shift COWORKER: i am BOSS: and who is working the night shift ME: i pm

submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

The new definition of insanity: the Democrats running to the centre, getting their asses kicked and then deciding, you know what, next time let’s run to the centre!

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