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someotakufrick.bsky.social
21yo transbian that exerts truly chaotic energy. Also typically VERY horny. Member of TST! 18+ only! Official Bluesky of SkarlettHellfyre (coming one day).
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I fucking hate YouTube! Like what braindead, inverted skull having, “No Child Left Behind” caused school passing, shit eating, piss drinking, unvaccinated, piece of shit motherfucker decided this was a good fucking idea?!

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Nah cause like, what the fuck is this shit?

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I might suck a dude off for a lifetime supply of white Monster.

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Why do we call it a “midlife crisis”? Like that either means that we can essentially predict the future, or we’re going off of the average. Maybe neither is correct!

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My fucking dyke tranny ass when white Monster.

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So like, if it’s EXTRA virgin olive oil then would it just become virgin olive oil?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

“Hey girl, I’d like to dip my chicken strip in your sauce.”

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There are bigots that are so dumb that I genuinely believe that they would make something like the “Foundation Against Gays” and not realize what the acronym is until someone points it out and then lose their minds over it.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I substituted it for lip gloss.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I removed it again. Also the pic still makes me look like a dude, so that’s fun.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It looks like shit but shut the fuck up. It my first time actually properly attempting lipstick. I’m probably just going to to forgo it. I attempted to get it decent a few times but to no avail.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Ok serious question. Is it transphobic to not be into other transfems for the most part?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else ever chew on the Wiimote foreskin as a kid? I know I can’t be the only one.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I will always hold that emos are just depressed goths and I will not be changing my fucking mind!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

You can’t have mommy issues if you don’t have a mother!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Kids these days will NEVER understand how good some commercials were! Sure 99% of them were shit and only existed so that you could run and take a piss in less than 3 minutes, but not J.G. Wentworth!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If I’m ever offered $100 mil I’m givin’ that thing the double gluck gluck 9000 super suck turbo vacuum powered giga-drain.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Can we just agree that bimbos are hot?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Remember when false advertising was illegal?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Oh shit that’s right. It’s just. Welp, time to be ubergay.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It smells like electricity out tonight.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Sad is just happyless.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized, after all these years, that the Mane 6 of MLP FIM started out with 2 of each of the three types of ponies. I don’t know how I only just had this hit me.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

So, one of the people that run one of the nights at the club I go to made me realize that I’m actually a switch the other night/morning.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

As subby and power bottomy as I am I feel like I could top if it was my gf/fiancé/wife. I mean, being in practically total control of someone is extremely hot, I can’t lie.

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ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER IS CANONICALLY A TRANSGENDER CHARACTER AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly I feel like being topped by Chi-Chi would be kinda hot as fuck though.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Do you ever rip ass and the smell is so bad that you wonder if something actually died inside of you?

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Remember, it’s all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits!

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