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Exactly as it says on the tin. Warning: mildly neurospicy Gen X man. May contain foul language, sarcasm, and dated pop culture references of varying obscurity.
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What the actual fuck?!?!? This is so out there and blatantly illegal and just fucking WEIRD that I can’t even think of anything catty to say.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, they didn’t just steal some of OpenAI’s code, they stole Adobe’s licensing terms too!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“Gargle my balls”. It’s not nearly the same city I left 20something years ago to join the Navy, but every once in a while when the clouds are just right you can still catch a glimpse of “old” Seattle.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This is bad, y’all. Near as I can figure Milly’s only “misconduct” was (eventually) remembering that we swear our oath to the Constitution.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Sell everything in Seattle for a bungalow in Key West and an e-bike? Not quite, but I am interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

lol 0regon

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Something something President Carter, something something Submariner, something something can’t square it because all Submariners have a raging asshole lurking somewhere inside. I should know, I was one. Sorry y’all, guess my heart’s really just not in it right now. RIP Mr. President.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

President Carter defined what it means to be a servant leader. He fought for our democracy, our climate, humanity, and civil rights around the world. We can find peace today knowing that he is reunited with the love his life, Rosalynn.

submitted 61 days ago • 522 comments

Damn it, Geno.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Every once in a while I like to put on the first RAtM record and sit in slack-jawed wonder at how anyone could’ve possibly missed the point that badly.

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One of the hidden benefits of being A Middle Old, I think, is having to actively seek out new cultural references rather than having them ceaselessly thrust upon you. Hear me out!

submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

Ok I’m sorry but if listening to “Bizarre Love Triangle” a whopping 11 times this year puts me in the top 0.1% of listeners then there’s an awful lot you fuckers out there that need Jesus in your life.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t have 90+ yard pick 6 by a DT on my bingo card today, that’s for sure. Maybe there’s time to turn this disaster around yet.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Shorter Economist: “Imagine all the new yachts our friends could buy if you just let your veterans die horrible, lingering deaths.”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never gotten the point of performative anger. That shit’s exhausting, and for what? That’s why I decided to learn guitar. Now I can be legitimately frustrated to tears any time I’d like.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

JD McPherson at the Croc. At the risk of getting my Grumpy Old Man card pulled I think I like the new location better.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Hi there! Your friendly neighborhood DoD retiree here. This should terrify you.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Nice. Been here since breakfast and got blocked already for re-quoting a meme about the RFK Jr. nomination with a sarcastic “The BEST People” tagline because fuck that guy. Man, I even put a warning in my bio and everything.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The BEST people

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

“Hello, I’m Cindy. I’m a Pisces and I like chihuahuas and Chinese noodles.”

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments