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someunknownloser.bsky.social
The real-life misadventures of a random internet person.
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Go Birds! 🦅🦅🦅

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been gone for a couple days. What did I miss?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Top two Super Bowl aftermath predictions. Kansas city wins the Super Bowl: - Philly will burn Philly wins the Super Bowl: - Philly will burn

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

*Me on chatgpt discussing my relationship issues* “Teach me to be human, you damn machine!”

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If a four-year-old says hi to you in a grocery store and you do not say hi back, fuck you.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I just took one of those naps where my sleep was so deep that when I woke up my knuckles hurt.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

We will shitpost our way through this

submitted 33 days ago • 21 comments

when u make a silly joke on this platform

submitted 34 days ago • 252 comments

Repo man’s got all night, every night.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Exactly.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t wait for the “Best Funny TikTok‘s” compilations to hit YouTube in 6 years.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

Is there anywhere in the universe more scammy than the Bsky chat tab?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

@sofarrsogud.bsky.social You really blew it not going with “Gandalf The Fat” 😞

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

When I die, put a bottle of Heinz in my sarcophagus. @derekmlacey.bsky.social

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Not a single bottle of ketchup in my fridge has expired since my children were born.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Warning: When you date/marry someone outside of your “leauge” (e.g. they have +3 degrees of hotness over you on a scale from 1 to 10), people are going to constantly remind you how “lucky” you are.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

they’ll never know😌

submitted 35 days ago • 39 comments

Thank you Amazon for saving me thousands of dollars on shit I didn’t need.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I’m in that stage of life where you text your friends about salads. 😞👴🏻

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment