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someyappingdork.bsky.social

I’m a soon-to-be self published author who loves dogs, TTRPGs, and video games. I struggle to shut up and I am not sorry about it.

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Dogsitting for my parents this weekend

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I love the “100 men vs a gorilla” discussion because it raises some very fun questions like “who are these 100 men?”, “why is there a gorilla?”, and “how scared would a gorilla be of 100 dudes?”

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Hey what the fuck

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My quick opinion on the #minecraftmovie No spoilers youtu.be/8F9g5_uG8Qc

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The world needs an extra day between Saturday and Sunday

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Yesterday I submitted my novel to the copyright office so that I could have full protections when I publish it. It feels unreal to finally be done. I’m only a few months, my Body-horror/Superhero novel #Bloodwhip will be available for purchase on Amazon #Booksky

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once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this

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#Booksky Me: writes a mute character, using the word “signing” to express the character using ASL MS Word: Did you mean singing? Me: He very specifically can’t do that

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#Booksky please tell me this is a common issue and I’m not just dumb.

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So I’m working on revising my novel. I decide to search for quotation marks, I’m curious how many times I’ve used them. It’s an odd number Oh no #booksky

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I’ve put it off for long enough. I must face my hardest challenge as a writer yet. I must learn to properly use semicolons. So far in my life I’ve basically only ever used them to go ;) #booksky

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Old: Saying you’re tired -unoriginal -boring -doesn’t make you sound like a cool Mage. Fresh: Saying your Mana is running low -new -fun -makes you sound like a cool Mage.

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#Booksky Holy shit, I did it. I finished the second draft of my novel. My superhero/body horror novel Bloodwhip just need the final proofreading and formatting, and it’s done. The total length is 98.5K words. I can’t believe it, it’s almost done!

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Microsoft Word needs an option I can click to tell it “no, I’m not saying to ignore this correction, I’m telling you that this correction is wrong.”

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They should invent a dentist visit that doesn’t feel like literal torture

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Need a friend to do this with

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To the tune of beyblade theme music Migraine migraine ow my head

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You know what’s wild to me? Carrier pigeons. Somebody looked at this little bird and said “I want that little fella to deliver the mail” and then they made it work.

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It feels like every single person I ever talk to says that people where they live can’t drive. I’ve never heard anybody say “yeah my area is home to good drivers”. Can nobody actually drive?

Dogsitting for my parents this weekend

I love the “100 men vs a gorilla” discussion because it raises some very fun questions like “who are these 100 men?”, “why is there a gorilla?”, and “how scared would a gorilla be of 100 dudes?”

Hey what the fuck

My quick opinion on the #minecraftmovie No spoilers youtu.be/8F9g5_uG8Qc

The world needs an extra day between Saturday and Sunday

Yesterday I submitted my novel to the copyright office so that I could have full protections when I publish it. It feels unreal to finally be done. I’m only a few months, my Body-horror/Superhero novel #Bloodwhip will be available for purchase on Amazon #Booksky

once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this

#Booksky Me: writes a mute character, using the word “signing” to express the character using ASL MS Word: Did you mean singing? Me: He very specifically can’t do that

#Booksky please tell me this is a common issue and I’m not just dumb.

So I’m working on revising my novel. I decide to search for quotation marks, I’m curious how many times I’ve used them. It’s an odd number Oh no #booksky

I’ve put it off for long enough. I must face my hardest challenge as a writer yet. I must learn to properly use semicolons. So far in my life I’ve basically only ever used them to go ;) #booksky

Old: Saying you’re tired -unoriginal -boring -doesn’t make you sound like a cool Mage. Fresh: Saying your Mana is running low -new -fun -makes you sound like a cool Mage.

#Booksky Holy shit, I did it. I finished the second draft of my novel. My superhero/body horror novel Bloodwhip just need the final proofreading and formatting, and it’s done. The total length is 98.5K words. I can’t believe it, it’s almost done!

Microsoft Word needs an option I can click to tell it “no, I’m not saying to ignore this correction, I’m telling you that this correction is wrong.”

They should invent a dentist visit that doesn’t feel like literal torture

Need a friend to do this with

To the tune of beyblade theme music Migraine migraine ow my head

You know what’s wild to me? Carrier pigeons. Somebody looked at this little bird and said “I want that little fella to deliver the mail” and then they made it work.

It feels like every single person I ever talk to says that people where they live can’t drive. I’ve never heard anybody say “yeah my area is home to good drivers”. Can nobody actually drive?

The government has once again stolen an hour of my sleep

NASCAR should have a track that’s just a really big triangle. #nascar