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sonars.bsky.social
Star Wars, Houston Sports, and Submarine Vet.
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Excuse me

LMJ dueling Skenes right now?

Incompetent fucking losers man

How did I not know Jaylin Smith’s girlfriend was an Olympian

How did I not know the Texans drafted Suni Lee’s boyfriend

Jacob Melton incoming!!!!!!

Do the dynamo suck? I don’t follow them but I always get ESPN notifications that they lost

YAINER BOMB IM THE GOOD LUCK CHARM

What can I say…

Don’t worry Astros fans, I’ve turned the game on

We love an Altuve crank job

lol... well at least we don't have to do the '5 things you did last week' emails anymore

We did it

Tim Hortons is a million times better than anything America has to offer in the breakfast department

Almost time!

Can you believe that there are people that prefer pancakes over waffles?

🚀 🚀 🚀

Kinda seems like the gov shouldn’t be allowed to do that?

Why did nobody tell me that going into work at 8 is 100000x better than going into work at 6?

PACERRRRR

Neat little recruiting offer in my email. That's a first.

The Paredes arrival over the past few weeks is going to turn this season around

Politicians clip farming videos of them speaking is so funny

Got I love schizo political conspiracy theory threads

I haven't even moved into my new house yet and I'm already getting spam mail asking if i want to sell.

I haven't seen S2E12 yet but I'm sorry, S1E10 'One Way Out' is the best live action Star Wars episode ever made

Jeremy Pena is on pace for nearly a 7.5 WAR season 🤭 for reference, Bagwell and Biggio had only eclipsed that mark once and Altuve has done it twice.

I feel like I see too much propaganda about how great living in Chicago is

Lmao

IDK seems like a scam that my OT rate gets taxed so much that I end up just getting the same as my regular hourly pay pre-taxed.

Count your days Sprouts.. How dare you put the disgusting gluten free Chocolate chip cookies right next to the regular ones.

I was really hoping OKC would not beat Denver.

Week 7 MNF I AM THERE

I’m sorry but replies that are just “grok is this true?” are so funny

I turn the game on, Astros win. It’s that easy folks.

So cool the Mavs and Spurs get spoon fed “generational talents” after sucking for a few months on purpose

Mavs trade Luka to the Lakers for Peanuts so Silver rewards them with Flagg??

No way Nico Harrison just saved his job

I'm not afraid to admit that Top Gun: Maverick is the sickest movie of the 2020s