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sonder.bsky.social
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what the fuck i still have this???

submitted 506 days ago • 0 comments

she trussel my duncan til i family hour

submitted 666 days ago • 0 comments

smoke trick 1) go hang in a park 2) find a slightly chubby girl in a green dress 3) say 'hey im xyz that's a really nice green dress are ya into moss, by any chance? do ya wanna come find some moss with me?' GUARANTEED ur gonna have her legs over her himalayan salt lamp by nightfall. guaranteed

submitted 666 days ago • 0 comments

aellagirl made being a slut into her temple grandin cow hugging machine

submitted 667 days ago • 0 comments

She Reminded Me Of A Valentino White Bag The Way I Smeared Lipstick All Over Her .

submitted 675 days ago • 0 comments

thinking abt a guy i knew in hs who used to spice his blunts. cut em through with like, rosemary and sage and herbs his crushes were named after. he'd smoke them over the course of a night in this basement living room that otherwise smelled absolutely rancid as "a funereal act of becoming"

submitted 676 days ago • 1 comment

me waiting for my food at macdonald

submitted 676 days ago • 0 comments

my grandma slapped my wrist @ age 4 told me never to swear and i said "ok i promise." now when im inside the pussy i say "yippee"

submitted 676 days ago • 0 comments

im at the OSHA meet in my Armani high vis jacket and no one here knows ur name

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

call shawty my lil m night shyamalan the way she keep that camera on me waiting for me to do something utterly unprecedented and genius

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

Why Your Girl In Shake Shack Parking Lot Making Googly Eyes At The Feller In The Knee High Converse

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

let's go out to the beach when orange and yellow hues lace out from the sun and through the clouds in the sky piercing them motionless. let's sit on your rainbow fish towel, and smile, in defiance at a world quietly determined to make us old before we had the chance to be young.

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

my mans keeps talking about internal family systems but goes strangely quiet when i ask him about how his internal wife is doing

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

"static site generator" oh you mean php?

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

From David Adler on twitter

submitted 679 days ago • 2 comments

saw a study once w/s smoking marijuana immediately after a traumatic incident also cuts down rates of PTSD afterwards, imagine it's a similar mechanism

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

am in the habit now of lighting a candle every time i begin my studies. ah

submitted 679 days ago • 1 comment

sure some thoughts are so huge they cause you to up and change things but most thoughts exist to refactor reality. to recast how you understand how you and others around you behave into a more pleasing form, without actually changing anything about the behavior itself

submitted 679 days ago • 1 comment

wife says I've been off the internet so long i have memetic Alzheimer's. little did she know i saved exactly one meme and looked at it every day

submitted 680 days ago • 0 comments

allow you to introduce you to my french twins Benoit and Crossaint

submitted 680 days ago • 0 comments

did you know you're allowed to be hardcore?? you can just like. accept your inherent bent towards wanting to do difficult and rewarding things in the world. astonishing

submitted 680 days ago • 0 comments

know no fear

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

pussy got me feeling like a geodesic dome ( stronger the higher my polygon count )

submitted 683 days ago • 0 comments