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don’t worry i am assured by my middle class cis white friends that this is totally illegal and the courts will keep it from happenahahHAHAAHHAAHAHAH

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I love boneless wings :3

submitted 2 days ago • 91 comments

just wait till trans ppl and the robots join forces... 🏳️‍⚧️💖🤖

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

Being girl be like Cry & over think the world Eat a lil cheese Cry again SACRIFICIAL RITUAL Plushies & pyjamas

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i don't think i want to watch a movie, i can't focus for 2 hours also me

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Cold War America was literally just whitewashing Nazi propaganda through the lens of defense department pr to make it less of a direct line from Nazi anti communism to Americas. Hell America even used some the same Nazis to do the Cold War anti communist propaganda it’s all tied together.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

I got hit on by a guy driving a cyber truck while stuck in traffic this morning. I told him I wasn't into betas and his face turned beet red and he started to yell but his words were drowned out by my real truck's exhaust as I drove away. This is the best day of my life.

submitted 5 days ago • 81 comments

I need to make far more money only so I can spend more money on lingerie and magic cards

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

Turns out, unhappy individuals emailed all of our sponsors to complain about @goberthicks.bsky.social & me supporting Prof's Trans Lifeline Fundraiser. Fun fact, we've done so every year, and we'll do it again. If that doesn't rile you up, just WAIT until you hear our stance on women's rights...

submitted 7 days ago • 65 comments

Continue to think "create an authoritarian monarchy and then crash the economy" is the wrong order of operations, but that might just be a skill issue on my part.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

My dad called me to wish me a happy birthday and somehow found his way to being in full throated support of everything that's happening with Trump and musk and all, and wound up in this really transphobic rant. I hate it here.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Man my cats have the life. I wish a giant woman would take me in, pat my head, rub my back, and tell me how sweet I am.

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

The only royalty I've ever needed. All hail Transsexual, Transylvania.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Dudes rock

submitted 11 days ago • 54 comments

Got all made up and frogged up to go to rocky horror last night and had a blast. Not pictured: the fishnets and docs combo that made me feel like I was the hottest bitch at the ball. It was the first time I felt comfy enough to run around with a bunch of queers in the underwear run, too 😁

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Fed goons removing the T & Q from the LGBTQ at Stonewall should make you more angry than it makes you sad. Rage for those killed by this government during the AIDS crisis. Rage for all of us who have to live fraught lives just for being ourselves. Not just sadness, rage. This was done to us.

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

“oh my gosh cis girlies i know what we can do to help our trans sisters, we’ll just start using the men’s room!” no. shut up. venmo every trans person you know $20 and then put your phone in the microwave and get off the internet forever.

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

"Millennials won't grow up" says generation that won't die

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Once my tiddies are big enough to fill out this dress more it's over for yall bitches. I may also need to buy an iron...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

🎵Under the surface, I'm pretty sure I'm worthless if I can't be of service A flaw or a crack, the straw in the stack That breaks the camel's back, what breaks the camel's back?🎵

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

i do truly believe we should be a fully socialist nation in every aspect except the junkfood and candy industries specifically should continue to be incredibly capitalist to create the most depraved and decadent garbage known to mankind as a release valve for the market impulse

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

Throwback to a few weeks ago when I felt cute as fuck in New York.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

CAREFUL: TAKING HRT MIGHT SEEM ALL FUN AND GAMES AT FIRST, BUT BEWARE, DELIGHTFUL LESBIANS MAY USE IT AS A PREFACE TO STICK YOU IN A CUTE DRESS AND MAKE YOU WEAR A FLOWER CROWN

submitted 21 days ago • 75 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

“DEI” being another way of not having to talk about anti-blackness is pretty infuriating. So many opportunities to properly engage this linguistic obfuscation when the right went after “critical race theory,” “woke,” and “affirmative action,” but nope not really.

submitted 21 days ago • 13 comments

“Why is Elon’s coup not on the front page of the New York Times???” idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper

submitted 22 days ago • 42 comments